View Full Version : Canada beats world at rock, paper, scissors


rhizome17
28-10-2003, 08:50:AM
Seriously.


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28.10.2003 3.48 pm

TORONTO - The competitors, in glitzy, off-the-wall costumes, call themselves professional athletes. Some even bring along team doctors to supervise their nutrition and take them through intense warm-ups.

This is serious stuff for at least some of the 320 competitors who shook their fists at the World Rock, Paper, Scissors Championships at a nightclub in downtown Toronto.

The winner, who netted $6265 (US$3,825), was Toronto's Rob Krueger, a member of the "Legion of the Red Fist" team. He took the lofty title of World RPS Champion with a combination of rock-paper-paper, defeating his opponent's three rocks.

Treading a thin line between silly spectacle and serious sport, the event drew a crowd of about 900, including a slew of local and international media.

Andy Cumming, 28, flew in from London with five other members of the British team, plus their team doctor who counsels them on warm-ups, diet and practice. "It's an internationally played game, you know," he said, wearing a pair of worker's coveralls with the red, white and blue of the Union Jack patterned on it.

To the uninitiated, taking the playground game seriously is difficult. Many competitors wore crude, homemade costumes, and played with a can of beer in their non-throwing hand.

- REUTERS

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SRB
28-10-2003, 09:32:AM
heh thats about the only way i could become a professional athelete so dont mock it :D

Alex
28-10-2003, 09:36:AM
Ahhh the age old "rock-paper-paper" combination :p :alex:

bjmenge
28-10-2003, 12:03:PM
Haha, one more reason to mock the nation up north, eh? :D


j/k :crazyboy:

Sir Calumn
28-10-2003, 04:36:PM
Now that's a sport I could get into (H)

-C

LOCOlombia
20-11-2003, 06:09:AM
that sounds great...sounds like fun..of course I would do the "rock-scissors-paper," no one can beat that...:p

STML1
20-11-2003, 06:29:AM
wtf????????? :| :| :| :|

rony31
20-11-2003, 07:15:AM
YES! you've made Toronto and Canada proud, Rob! :D :crazyboy:

Rochester Rhino
20-11-2003, 08:34:AM
I'm suprised they don't have this on ESPN instead of soccer.

STML1
20-11-2003, 08:56:AM
Originally posted by Rochester Rhino
I'm suprised they don't have this on ESPN instead of soccer.

no im sure espn is showing a very interesting match of chess between a man and a computer ;) :rolleyes: :kader: **** espn

John_Arne_Riise
20-11-2003, 09:02:AM
I remember in primary school when we played that game we added our own element into the game, which was 'fire'. Sounds stupid, but i guess it was good at the time.

Rock was able to put out the fire, but fire would burn scissors and paper.

Rob
20-11-2003, 11:30:AM
Anyone seen Derren Brown?
He could win everygame etc, he could read peoples minds.
He was at a Millwall game just playing everyone, wasn't even looking then people ask him.

"Ok, draw to him now" And he did.
Then they say "Lose"

And he lost. Amazing Stuff :p Doubt if it was real :p

JTNY
21-11-2003, 04:44:PM
Blame America.

Parra Power
21-11-2003, 05:35:PM
scissors-paper-paper's winning for me recently (H)

yim87
21-11-2003, 08:49:PM
legion of the red fist..


HAHAHAAhahahahahaHAHHhaHAHhHA

Bobby
22-11-2003, 04:37:AM
you guy's are just upset cause Canada won and your country didn't. :crazyboy:

rony31
22-11-2003, 04:45:AM
ya, stop trying to take away our thunder :crazyboy:

Budge
22-11-2003, 08:41:AM
thats gotta be my sport of the day, i cant believe they actually have a world championships...maybe i should get in shape...:S

shokz
22-11-2003, 05:46:PM
rock, paper, scissors is old skool. :rockman:

-William-
24-11-2003, 06:50:AM
damn its being hard for me to get into my Rock-Paper-Scissors team at chool :(
Ive been training alot and following the nutrition program but can manage to win :(
any tips

rony31
24-11-2003, 07:28:AM
masturbate... a lot :crazyboy:

Parra Power
25-11-2003, 12:29:PM
Originally posted by -William-
damn its being hard for me to get into my Rock-Paper-Scissors team at chool :(
Ive been training alot and following the nutrition program but can manage to win :(
any tips

study your opposition, know what moves they're likely to make (the same one again, the one that beats their last one, the one that beats that one, rock after a rock etc) so that you can better judge how they will handle situations. also, stick to a diet of krispy kreme, kfc and coke. keep your wrists active as often as possible, but take it easy and even bandage them for two days before a big game so that you don't risk injury. when possible, practice against as many opponents as you can, to expose yourself to as many styles and tactics as you possibly can. and last but not least, practice facial gestures which may scare, demoralise, or otherwise disguist your opposition so that you have the edge.

:rolleyes: :crazyboy:

-William-
26-11-2003, 05:41:AM
Oh ok thanks for the tips Parra, to keep you guys updated I got into my schools team..!

Lennon
26-11-2003, 08:34:AM
paper-rock-scissors world championship

Sounds competitive and fun, the only bad thing about this competitions is that playes get a lot of injuries

Glorious
27-11-2003, 10:49:PM
how did the Aussies go? :p

were there any?

Hugo-45-Viana
30-11-2003, 08:46:AM
I still say jacking off is easier...

Glorious
01-12-2003, 02:08:PM
Yeah good tips parra that would be the most effective way to win.

Parra Power
01-12-2003, 03:43:PM
Originally posted by -William-
Oh ok thanks for the tips Parra, to keep you guys updated I got into my schools team..!

good luck :)

LOCOlombia
02-12-2003, 12:34:AM
"and out of the line up for Canada today, is their star player due to a pulled middle finger muscle.." :crazyboy:

everyone's got their own thing...

Budge
02-12-2003, 08:21:AM
:funpost: hehehe...the commentary would be riveting tho...:D