nickclubman
03-11-2003, 02:28:AM
Quite a while ago probably 4 months, I had just finished college on a nice warm day (yes, in England it can be warm...sometimes) and I stepped outside, said cya and all that to my mates and got a phone call from a friend so I was just talking...waiting for my bus and I hear someone shout "NK", I was all like confused wondering what was going on, so I said I gotta go (mobile) and saw my mate just p!ssing himself laughing...
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED:
There was this guy at the bus stop, with a briefcase and was just stood there waiting for his bus (like ya' do unless you're crazy) and obviously his bus must have came, so he went to pick up his briefcase, which was next to his legs and *DROP* down came the trousers, EVERYTHING right there and then in front of MAAANY peeps, everyone was laughing at him man! :D :rockman:
So, remember never to bend down and pick up your briefcase. :crazyboy:
NK.
Run DMB
03-11-2003, 03:45:AM
LOL
Thankfully nothing like that has happened to me, although I did walk into the women's bathroom one time. :$
It was at the Chicago airport. I had just spent the last 12+ hours on a trans-continental flight and was tired as hell. The flight to Minneapolis was delayed for two hours and with nothing to do I started wandering around the airport. Then I decided to go to the bathroom... apparently I had walked through the wrong door.
The first thing that caught my attention was that I didn't see any urinals. Then when the view in my eyes came into focus I realized there were AT LEAST 10 women and girls in the bathroom, all staring at me. I casually turned around, grabbed a paper towel and slowly walked out of the bathroom.
:crazyboy:
man united forever
03-11-2003, 04:22:AM
Originally posted by Run DMB
LOL
Thankfully nothing like that has happened to me, although I did walk into the women's bathroom one time. :$
It was at the Chicago airport. I had just spent the last 12+ hours on a trans-continental flight and was tired as hell. The flight to Minneapolis was delayed for two hours and with nothing to do I started wandering around the airport. Then I decided to go to the bathroom... apparently I had walked through the wrong door.
The first thing that caught my attention was that I didn't see any urinals. Then when the view in my eyes came into focus I realized there were AT LEAST 10 women and girls in the bathroom, all staring at me. I casually turned around, grabbed a paper towel and slowly walked out of the bathroom.
:crazyboy:
:funpost: :funpost: :funny: :funny: :funny:
Sukur54
03-11-2003, 04:47:AM
see the important thing is you played it off very very well.
i used to go into wrong classes all the time when i was a freshmen and the whole class would stare at me so i used to play it off like that by looking at the clock in the room or throwing something in the trash or saying hey whats up to the back end of the class where no one sat so people would think i was talking to someone i know. a smart one ;)
bjmenge
03-11-2003, 06:10:AM
Run, that's pretty pathetic, if you have to go into a women's bathroom looking for action. ;)
ShearerM4
03-11-2003, 03:04:PM
funny stuff.
talking about bus stops. When i was in Portsmouth last term...
I saw can only be described as a bearded lady. Your regular old woman waiting at a bus stop ... with basket of groceries, old cardigan long flowery dress etc... but with a beard.
nickclubman
03-11-2003, 03:06:PM
lol, walking into the women's bathroom, I did that when I was like 5. :eek:
:crazyboy:
Was there lesbian action going on? :brow:
mr_mad
04-11-2003, 01:36:AM
Originally posted by ShearerM4
funny stuff.
talking about bus stops. When i was in Portsmouth last term...
I saw can only be described as a bearded lady. Your regular old woman waiting at a bus stop ... with basket of groceries, old cardigan long flowery dress etc... but with a beard.
That's Portsmouth for ya ;)
On the tram there was an Asian man with no hair on his head and a 1 haired beard that was about 100cm long. Freaky....