Who dives the most in the World?

I gotta go with C. Ronaldo at the moment

Whats wrong with you?

Hakan Sukur's dive against England was WORSER than Ronaldo's at Stuttgart.

Sukur was yards away and got a yellow card for it!.

If you made this thread just to get a jibe out of Manchester United supporters, then you are wasting your time my friend :ewan:

I am the biggest diver.

Originally posted by Ljungberg08
I am the biggest diver.

NO, i am! :f***:

i bet you i can get more penalties than you.

Inzaghi - no one comes close.

Originally posted by IceBlu
Inzaghi - no one comes close.

Saying he's a bigger diver than me? asif. :p

Originally posted by shokz
Whats wrong with you?

Hakan Sukur's dive against England was WORSER than Ronaldo's at Stuttgart.

Sukur was yards away and got a yellow card for it!.

If you made this thread just to get a jibe out of Manchester United supporters, then you are wasting your time my friend :ewan:


I am not
honest
that is why i puy all those players

sorry i forgot about Hakan:(

If Ariel Ortega was playing I would definately say him:D

yet another thread to bash Cristiano Ronaldo...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am trying to bash noone:f***: :f***: :f***:

Originally posted by shokz
NO, i am! :f***:

i bet you i can get more penalties than you.

I got 4 in one game once, really.

No contact at all.

Inzaghi is the biggest diver.

Inzaghi dives, he runs offside 1million times a game. He is a real meniace.

I can dive good too, but I'm a defender:o

I agree, when it comes to diving, Inzaghi is king:p

Oh and did I say he is my mentor?? Not in getting offsides a thousand times (Led the CL last year) But in his best diving technique, I got some good fouls following his tactics, though most of the time during practice my coach never called fouls when I got hacked:rolleyes: (H)

I would say Guillermo Barros Schelotto is the biggest diver i've seen, but from that list i think that C Ronaldo is the one :)

The king of all divers is none other than...Cuahutemoc Blanco. C'mon Americans, back me up on this one. :)

Not only does he dive, but hes a crybaby.

Originally posted by rusi_88
I am not
honest
that is why i puy all those players

sorry i forgot about Hakan:(

Sorry, heat of the moment thing, hadn't long finished my rant on FIFA 2004, crappy patch :p

/me will die for a game of pes3 full version. :(

Yes Inzaghi is pretty bad at the old diving but did anyone see Aruna Dindane of Anderlecht against Celtic at Celtic Park last night? If you haven't seen it yet you are in for a treat!

Find a clip anywhere? :confused:

Deco is the king of diving... and João Pinto is the emperor.:crazyboy:

LOL, Ronaldo dives like once and he's the king now lol.

People say he's not great because he's only had one game, but if you do something stupid just once, you're automatically the biggest cheat. Just proves the kind of haters there are on this forum.

And for the record Nistelerooy.

i am the biggest diver.... i dived from 20 ft above with stylish, acrobatical flips.... th judges gave me 10pts for that.... :crazyboy:

Originally posted by Hugo-45-Viana


People say he's not great because he's only had one game, but if you do something stupid just once, you're automatically the biggest cheat. Just proves the kind of haters there are on this forum.


He pissed all over Rangers.

I'd have to say that i am definitely the best diver.

However, i am a goalkeeper, so it is my JOB to dive, so there you go...

hahaha, well said.

what is your rant on fifa 2004?
shokz

The patch is ******* **** :) worthless effort by the Electronic Con-Artists.

cant believe you guys wasted money on that junk...(H)

Bought it, copied it(its LEGAL to make a backup copy once you've bought it!), sent it back. :evil:

yeh i do my fair share of diving too when i play :$ ... what i do is exaggerate minor fouls and get freekicks, penalties... yellows and reds for the guy who fouls me etc (H)

its a lot of fun :D

Italian :p j/k :evil:

Originally posted by IceBlu
yeh i do my fair share of diving too when i play :$ ... what i do is exaggerate minor fouls and get freekicks, penalties... yellows and reds for the guy who fouls me etc (H)

its a lot of fun :D

i dont need to cheat to be the best


j/k:crazyboy:

i am an argentine

enough said:p :rockman:

The fact that Ronaldo has more than RIVALDO is simple astonishing...:crazyboy:

Originally posted by Ljungberg08
I am the biggest diver.

More like the biggest wanker :funny:

Hmm tough call between Van Diverboy and Cristiano Pot Noodle Hair stepoverstepoverstepoverFALLOVER... erm, I'll go for Van Diverboy :funny:

Originally posted by JJ
More like the biggest wanker :funny:




LOL :D u never let a chance go by to bag Ljungberg08 do u :D hahah its hilarious
:p

Playing striker for most of my career, i would always look for the oppotunity to dive in the box. But i would do intelligently, not blatantly dive. Like one game, a defender stuck his leg out to get the ball in the box, and i just ran right through his legs and fell, i didnt even have the ball. The ref fell for it. You learn to do anything you can to win.

thread maker......your thread simply aims at world war -III location-sg forums.
get a break man!we know that u wanna put out your frustrations on man u players.
get this topic over with cause everyplayer is and is not a diver

Originally posted by JJ
More like the biggest wanker :funny:


and you're the biggest cat stabber. What's your count again?

7,541,837?

Why are these threads constantly recreated. It's only another place to have another fight again, and it's not like there's going to be a conclusive answer anyway. Just stop making these threads. Think ffs.

I think Christian Vieri should be dere too...but from dat list i gotta go wit ronaldo/pires/inzaghi and Rude Van Diverboy...

Originally posted by JJ
More like the biggest wanker :funny:

Hmm tough call between Van Diverboy and Cristiano Pot Noodle Hair stepoverstepoverstepoverFALLOVER... erm, I'll go for Van Diverboy :funny:


i began to like u more and more JJ....:funny: :evil: :ewan:

Originally posted by Punkt
Deco is the king of diving... and João Pinto is the emperor.:crazyboy:

couldn't have said it better!

Originally posted by IceBlu
LOL :D u never let a chance go by to bag Ljungberg08 do u :D hahah its hilarious
:p

Well, 99 times out of 100, he asks for it with his continuous drivel... I've given him about 15 yellow cards on the CS Forums for talking bollocks :funny:

Originally posted by Punkt
Deco is the king of diving... and João Pinto is the emperor.:crazyboy:

They call him Deco because as soon as a defender breathes down his neck, he hits the deco... :funny:

Originally posted by JJ
They call him Deco because as soon as a defender breathes down his neck, he hits the deco... :funny:

I like Deco...

































But that was just funny as **** shamone! eeeeh heee!
:funny::funny::funny:

Pippo Inzaghi, Crap Ronaldo comes second.


Rau also deserves an honorable mention. :ewan:

Crappo Inzaghi... I hate that git for what he did to us in the Euro 2004 qualifiers... and he falls like a sack of potatoes.

Originally posted by JJ
They call him Deco because as soon as a defender breathes down his neck, he hits the deco... :funny:
I would say you're thick, but that would be too much of an understatement to be accurate...:p

Lets influence this vote.

:evil:

Stilian Petrov, duh

Originally posted by VanTheMan
thread maker......your thread simply aims at world war -III location-sg forums.
get a break man!we know that u wanna put out your frustrations on man u players.
get this topic over with cause everyplayer is and is not a diver

Originally posted by mhflierman
Why are these threads constantly recreated. It's only another place to have another fight again, and it's not like there's going to be a conclusive answer anyway. Just stop making these threads. Think ffs.


funny how only some (not all) man u fans are the only ones complainingabout this thread;)

Originally posted by rusi_88
funny how only some (not all) man u fans are the only ones complainingabout this thread;)

Thing is though, mhflierman is 100% right.

Its thread like these that are looking to start flame wars between rival supporters as are the people who start these threads.

i am trying to start a convo not a war;)

nothing wrong with that

Originally posted by Parasol
couldn't have said it better!

U must be benfiquista. All you ppl do is judge other players from sporting and Porto. Deco dives and everybody knows how Joao Pinto is, but don't forget about the corn row wearing fag called Simao!!!! This guy got like 15 penalties last year and the funny thing is they were mostly dives and were mostly outside the box.
Think before you speak.

Originally posted by shokz
Thing is though, mhflierman is 100% right.

Its thread like these that are looking to start flame wars between rival supporters as are the people who start these threads.

and get yellow cards... :rolleyes: and a repeat of man u v arsenal.. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by AberdeenFC
Stilian Petrov, duh
:f***:

I can't believe Rivaldo isn't getting more votes. I'm not only talking about his WC dive (although it was one of the most disgraceful things I've ever seen), I mean every time his team is ahead he has a tendency to start falling down at the slightest contact and it takes him forever to get back up. :rolleyes:

holla!

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/long/images/Theodore.jpg

:D

LOL!

Anyways, just for the record, Mario Jardel also tries to get his fair share of penalties in the box, which is where he'll be laying down for 90 minutes resting.:crazyboy:

Originally posted by rusi_88
funny how only some (not all) man u fans are the only ones complainingabout this thread;)

Yeah that's funny indeed. :) Or maybe it's because they're the one who think before posting ****e threads. :p

Look I'm not saying that this is a ****e thread, nor that it shouldn't have been made or that you are a dumb **** or whatever. It's just that it's all so pointless. It hasn't been that bad for now, but useually these kind of threads just end up in flaming wars between the real numbnuts here around at SG.

Originally posted by Paulo Da Silva
Think before you speak.

hey! calm down! i just posted my opinion. btw i will update it now, for me, the main diver in the world is Joao Pinto, followed by Acosta while he played in sporting (he must have learned how to dive with his partner...) i dunno how acosta is going on this noble art these days...

Originally posted by #1 Stunna
The king of all divers is none other than...Cuahutemoc Blanco. C'mon Americans, back me up on this one. :)

Not only does he dive, but hes a crybaby.

i dunno if blanco is the worst diver. but i agree 100% with stunna on this.

disclaimer: i am NOT trying to start a war within a war of this thread.

Kinda sad u didn't listed Simone Inzaghi

he is the biggest diver ever i'v ever saw ever in my forever football ever lasting life.....:crazyboy:

inzaghi is a freakin pain in the arse.

Luis Barbie Doll Hernandez is a bigger diver than Blanco. Most American's don't like Blanco because he's dirty. It's a shame Luis will never wear the El Tri uniform again.

we should start a thread called unsuccessful divers...:rolleyes:

Ariel Ortega. Well, he retired from football, so for me its probably Rivaldo or Ruud. C. Ronaldo can be a potential diver, although i saw him dive once, so i cant really say. Oh, and Pires too, he dives a lot. Today i was playing football, and there was a 50-50 ball, the defender of my team sent the ball pretty far away, and didnt even touch their left winger, but anyway, the guy fell into the ground screaming like he was hit by a bullet and started rolling on the ground, and the referee said it wasnt a foul, 1 second after that he just got up again and started saying bullshít like : I scream like mad, i fall into the ground and you dont do nothing?! What the hell!!! A few minutes later he said that he was going to try a career as an actor...:rolleyes: Funny guy.

Goalkeepers seem to dive a lot, has amyone else noticed that?..........:D ...............sorry guys i couldn't resist it..........oh by the way...Inzhagi and Pires.........:D

1 keeper comes to mind

VITOR BAIA

I voted for Pires, just watching last night against Spurs was disgraceful the amount of times he went to ground. RvN, who can forget a few seasons ago his dive against Leicester late in the season.

But in saying that, all divers are just as bad as each other.

I have seen most of Milan's matches this year, and Pippo hasnt dived once that I have noticed. Pires gets my vote, just on current diving form, if there is such a think LOL

who cares?

Almost everyone mate............:rolleyes: