View Full Version : I have U.S $63.00, what should i buy myself???


Moron
18-12-2003, 11:28:AM
I have 63 U.S dollars what should I buy??


I wanted to buy a musical instrument, but i can't afford it with 63 bucks



What u guys suggest? NO GAMES AND NO PROGRAMS please

Bobby
18-12-2003, 11:30:AM
how many miles per gallon does your car get?

Budge
18-12-2003, 11:38:AM
a brain perhaps? for u itd be a good investment...:p

Moron
18-12-2003, 11:38:AM
Originally posted by Ljungberg08
how many miles per gallon does your car get?


:rolleyes:

shokz
18-12-2003, 12:16:PM
hi

Moron
18-12-2003, 12:25:PM
Originally posted by i_am_budge
a brain perhaps? for u itd be a good investment...:p

:|

rhizome17
18-12-2003, 12:26:PM
Donate it to the Democrats.

Budge
18-12-2003, 12:29:PM
Originally posted by Moron
:|

well obviously u dont have one to use seeing u dont know what to spend 63 bucks on...

Bobby
18-12-2003, 12:30:PM
John Edwards needs money...

and he doesn't stand a chance in hell

Budge
18-12-2003, 12:31:PM
http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/brainless.gif < ----------- see nothing there...

Moron
18-12-2003, 12:37:PM
Donate it to Al Sharpton's Campaign :rockman:



maybe i'll become vice-president :crazyboy: :crazyboy:

Caponedawg
18-12-2003, 12:40:PM
Perhaps you should put a hit out on yourself.

Haukur Gudnason
18-12-2003, 12:45:PM
a christmas tree

Callan
18-12-2003, 12:50:PM
Save it up.

Then go buy a skateboard and ship it to Melbourne and i will pick it up.

Moron
18-12-2003, 12:52:PM
Originally posted by Callan
Save it up.

Then go buy a skateboard and ship it to Melbourne and i will pick it up.


NO :|

Callan
18-12-2003, 12:53:PM
Why not? I think its a great idea. (H)

Well at least save it up, I am not really good at that...

anyway if I had 63 dollars I would buy food.

shokz
18-12-2003, 01:05:PM
Originally posted by Ljungberg08
John Edwards needs money...

and he doesn't stand a chance in hell

:funny:

pennington10
18-12-2003, 02:09:PM
Why don't you trade in your 63 dollars for 63,000 pennies. You would be richer. I hope he falls for it. Wait I hope he doesn't see that. Oh well do it kid. Go for the pennies.

KoreaJjang
18-12-2003, 02:36:PM
Well, Easy way is JUST GIVE IT TO ME and I will spend it for ya~~:D

Callan
18-12-2003, 02:54:PM
Or me! and i will buy food :)

IceBlu
18-12-2003, 02:59:PM
Well .... buy a flashy light and fit it on top of your Aunt's ice cream truck... that way you could use it as an Ambulance too


Ice Cream truck by day, Ambulance by night ...you guys will be the first Mexican superheroes (H)

Callan
18-12-2003, 03:04:PM
Originally posted by IceBlu
Well .... buy a flashy light and fit it on top of your Aunt's ice cream truck... that way you could use it as an Ambulance too


Ice Cream truck by day, Ambulance by night ...you guys will be the first Mexican superheroes (H)

LOL! I want an icecream ambulance truck! :D

Rob
18-12-2003, 03:37:PM
Buy some rope, then tie yourself to the closet Train Track near your home, then just wait for a train to come, and when you see it, just close your eyes and enjoy the ride :)

shokz
18-12-2003, 03:39:PM
:funny:

Rob
18-12-2003, 03:43:PM
Oh, and change from the rope you purchase, give it to me.









Geez Hitman is a dumbass, his gonna fall for it :funny:

John_Arne_Riise
18-12-2003, 03:49:PM
A blowup doll sounds in order.

Rob
18-12-2003, 03:53:PM
Hitman just gets his dog in the backyard and gets it to lick his penis. The kid is very distrubed.

PhiLLer
18-12-2003, 04:54:PM
If you need more money you could also kill yourself, then sell your organs and you'd get more money!

Rob
18-12-2003, 05:22:PM
Originally posted by PhiLLer
If you need more money you could also kill yourself, then sell your organs and you'd get more money! His so stupid, he would do that :|

Paul
18-12-2003, 05:59:PM
Originally posted by IceBlu
Well .... buy a flashy light and fit it on top of your Aunt's ice cream truck... that way you could use it as an Ambulance too


Ice Cream truck by day, Ambulance by night ...you guys will be the first Mexican superheroes (H)

HAHA AH A HA HAHAH A HAH AHA

HAH AH AH AHA A

:D :D :D :D

what about a siren to match? :D

wat3rf0x
18-12-2003, 06:05:PM
Why don't u put the money in the bank so u earn interest? Or if u don't have a bank account u can always give the money to me.

shokz
18-12-2003, 06:06:PM
The Darkness - Christmas Time(dont let the bells end)

You should buy this Moron.

(H)

http://www.thedarknessrock.com/images/general/xmastime-art.jpg

PhiLLer
18-12-2003, 06:14:PM
Originally posted by wat3rf0x
Why don't u put the money in the bank so u earn interest? Or if u don't have a bank account u can always give the money to me.

Nice plan, especially the huge interest you'll get on $63:rolleyes:

wat3rf0x
18-12-2003, 06:18:PM
Yeah that was the best idea I've ever come up with!

Paul
18-12-2003, 06:19:PM
after bank fees, and the cost it takes you to get to the bank, better off keeping it hidden under the bed.

moron, by name, and by nature...

d/w, he'll do something retarded with it, being the f*cktard he is :D :mrpimp:

Callan
18-12-2003, 06:34:PM
I know its only 63 dollars... thats some good food! :) :$

leungtl
18-12-2003, 08:05:PM
Moron, you could give it to me...

I mean think how much Max Payne 2 cost... ;)

And your future investments which I would save you considerable amounds :p

Callan
18-12-2003, 08:15:PM
Originally posted by leungtl
Moron, you could give it to me...

I mean think how much Max Payne 2 cost... ;)

And your future investments which I would save you considerable amounds :p

Damn I hate that ad for max payne 2! it annoys me so much! It was cool the first time I seen it, now its just the same thing over and over again, they don't have different prieviews for it, and it gets annoying because I don't really see games like that on TV :confused: but when I do they dont play it so much!

argh!

Hope you know what im talking about so I don't look like a retard...

hehe

but the game is awesome (H) :D

leungtl
18-12-2003, 08:19:PM
Can't say I've seen a Max Payne ad...

Callan
18-12-2003, 08:23:PM
Originally posted by leungtl
Can't say I've seen a Max Payne ad...

ah well, try keep it that way :p

hehe, nah its ok i guess, well the first time i seen it, but then it just got annoying. :)

Good game though :D (H)

Cannot wait for the second matrix game, thats gunna be sweet :)

Moron, save up for that, then send it to me :)

wat3rf0x
18-12-2003, 08:48:PM
I thought the first matrix game wasn't so impressive..

Callan
18-12-2003, 08:58:PM
Yeah it was sh!t house but apparently the second one is really good :confused: :$

nothing beats tony hawks undergound... unless something is better :p :$

shokz
18-12-2003, 09:16:PM
Originally posted by leungtl

And your future investments which I would save you considerable amounds :p

Like Broadband for example.:p

yoyo913
19-12-2003, 03:04:AM
buy a christmas ornament

Me3
19-12-2003, 03:20:AM
u can buy some accessories online like hats, else.
or u can buy some food otherwise burn ur nice dollars n enjoy the whole show !!!

X-Ter
19-12-2003, 03:37:AM
with 63 dollars u could... ... ... ... ... um ... ... ... why should i help you? :|

Torsten Frings
19-12-2003, 11:29:AM
There's a great DVD called Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat, sounds very promising.......You like football, right?

There really is a DVD called that, and besides, getting it is better than the other suggestions. (No offense.)

Budge
19-12-2003, 11:31:AM
nah a brain is still the best investment for him :p

Moron
19-12-2003, 11:39:AM
Originally posted by Torsten Frings
There's a great DVD called Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat, sounds very promising.......You like football, right?

There really is a DVD called that, and besides, getting it is better than the other suggestions. (No offense.)


well i do like soccer, but its not to spend on it :|



maybe i should buy a bike or an mp3 player?? :confused:

Budge
19-12-2003, 11:41:AM
nah u cant get a good bike or mp3 player for 63 bucks...shame that is...

Andrew
19-12-2003, 12:13:PM
Buy yourself a gun and go figure

Budge
19-12-2003, 12:19:PM
no never tell someone with his record to go get a gun...he could cause havoc...:kader:

eddy_87
19-12-2003, 12:20:PM
Originally posted by i_am_budge
nah a brain is still the best investment for him :p
:S i don't think $63.00 brain could be enough for him.....:(
he is moron dude, moron! :(

Budge
19-12-2003, 12:38:PM
but a $2 brain would still be an improvement...u see my point?

eddy_87
19-12-2003, 12:42:PM
lol....yeh, i can see it..!!! :D

pennington10
19-12-2003, 02:58:PM
Wait I think I know what is wrong with this thread. When did $63.00 become a large amount of money. Everyone has 63 dollars. I think he should have at least lied and said he 63 thousand dollars or something else. He just shows how lame he is by telling us he has 63 dollars. Why didn't he make exact change for us as well. Like $63.57 that way our suggestions could be more accurate.

Callan
19-12-2003, 03:11:PM
I read the thread over and over to make sure I wasn't crazy and it was saying 63 dollars... then I was like... LMAO! :crazyboy:

Me3
19-12-2003, 05:27:PM
Eat ur Dollars then ****'em off...:crazyboy:

Rob
19-12-2003, 05:32:PM
Hitman, get a hooker.

Paul
19-12-2003, 05:58:PM
he has his auntie in the icecream truck, do i need to spell it out? :D :D

Budge
19-12-2003, 06:00:PM
well itll help him if u did spell it out...:p

Paul
19-12-2003, 06:01:PM
:D :D

haha, maybe he'll catch on by sometime next year :mrpimp:

Payaah
19-12-2003, 06:19:PM
buy a vibrating penis for Hans:p

leungtl
19-12-2003, 07:45:PM
I don't think you can buy a brain for $63 :p

Well not a very big improvement on his existing one anyway :crazyboy:

shokz
19-12-2003, 07:47:PM
Moron, buy yourself a giant condom for your head. :ewan:

schmeichel01
20-12-2003, 12:07:AM
Buy some tampons.... they might come in handy, that or some vadrisil..., ya know yeast infections are rough....:confused:

Caponedawg
20-12-2003, 07:06:AM
Originally posted by Torsten Frings
There's a great DVD called Arsene Wenger's Magic Hat

is that like a magic stick?

Moron
20-12-2003, 08:02:AM
I know!! :D


Going to buy a Che Guevara Shirt, Calendar, and poster !!!! :rockman: (H) :mrpimp: :hump:

yoyo913
20-12-2003, 09:32:AM
go out wit ur friends and enjoy urself..oh wait

ur friends r retarded

hanging off bridges givin u the middle finger if i remember correctly..

Lennon
20-12-2003, 09:55:AM
wait until the after holidays sales and get CDs or DVDs for a very low price

Me3
22-12-2003, 01:29:AM
buy a lipstick

manutd4eva
22-12-2003, 01:37:AM
buy some hookers:evil:

Caponedawg
22-12-2003, 03:13:AM
Originally posted by manutd4eva
buy some hookers:evil:

what hooker costs 63 bucks?? You might end up with a green penis with a 63 dollar hooker. I still think he should put a hit out on himself.

Gerrard 17
23-12-2003, 11:37:AM
Originally posted by Caponedawg
what hooker costs 63 bucks?? You might end up with a green penis with a 63 dollar hooker. I still think he should put a hit out on himself.

we ordered a stripper for a little more than 20 bucks once... but that was in Poland (H)

and if you watch Cops, the redneck hookers give head for 15 dollars! (H)

Moron
23-12-2003, 11:59:AM
actually


its 82 dollars now



so what u guys suggest??? (H) :mrpimp:

Gerrard 17
23-12-2003, 12:02:PM
judging by your pic... you could use some new clothes :|

Budge
23-12-2003, 12:08:PM
maybe a cheap makeover...like one of the ones that make u look like an ape....no wait...wont be any different...:confused: :mrpimp:

Voltaic Borusse
23-12-2003, 12:09:PM
Why spend that kind of money on clothes when you can get good bargains at the Salvation Army. I got a Heniz Ketchup t-shirt that cost me 75 cents from the Salvation Army. :p

Caponedawg
24-12-2003, 02:18:AM
Originally posted by MastaLFC
and if you watch Cops, the redneck hookers give head for 15 dollars! (H)

That would be great if you liked getting head from a woman with chipped teeth.

Moron
24-12-2003, 02:27:AM
Originally posted by MastaLFC
judging by your pic... you could use some new clothes :|


:rolleyes: :|

Moron
24-12-2003, 06:22:AM
Wohoo!! Today i bought my present


but i still have money left :confused:



I bought the new Kenneth Cole "Black" perfume, and it came with a Watch :D



I still have 13 dollars, what should i buy? :p :crazyboy:

yoyo913
24-12-2003, 06:28:AM
a cock ring

Callan
24-12-2003, 06:34:AM
but he couldnt use it :confused: - that's poor

:)

get some food, I keep telling you, FOOD!

And if you dont think thats a good enough reason, well I spent 60 dollars on food at disney on ice when i worked there. :) hehe

Paul
24-12-2003, 03:49:PM
Originally posted by Moron
so what u guys suggest??? (H) :mrpimp:

buy a cheap set of steak knives, they should cut through that layer of stupidity that covers your body. once you break through you'll think you're a new born baby again.

Moron
24-12-2003, 04:01:PM
Ok Paul whatever you say



Look im born again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o


http://www.soccergaming.tv/attachment.php?postid=1005664

Paul
24-12-2003, 04:39:PM
u f^cktard.