hah its pretty good,found it on www.bored.com,this is were the death clock and the television mind reader came from.;)

http://www.oliverbot.com/

theres also 1 in which u can cre8 ur own fire wrks

http://www.cyberfireworks.com/

enjoy:)

man, that's pathetic, go on msn or whatever.

secretly tries it out, due to no friends

:crazyboy:

HEY, I USED IT AND I HAVE FRIEND

... some ...

nice find :| (Y)

"Its like talking with a real person"

yeaaaaa :|

if you have no friends (Y)

Me: I want to kill you.
Oliver: It will take more than threats to stop me, Jeff.

Me: I'm going to kill you.
Oliver: You are not a killer.
Me: Yes, I am.
Oliver: Really interesting.

Me: Have you ever killed?
Oliver: I think I have killed, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.

ask the robot if it can teabag itself

Me: can you teabag yourself.

Bot: How old are you? Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you like Star Trek?

:funpost::funny:

finally i have something to do after school :rolleyes:

hehe; stupid gay robot,i hate this program

Me: Are you gay? cuz you sound like one
Stupid lame robot: As a machine i have no nterest in sex. oh yeah? and what is one?
:rolleyes:

R: Hello! What is your name?
T: Tez
R: Tez, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
T: man
R: Thanks for telling me your gender, Tez. You are a "he".
T: yes
R: Thanks for telling me your gender, Tez. You are a "he".
T: indeed
R: Indeed it is so.
T: yes
R: Ah
T: yes
R: Far out.
T: i konw
R: I haven't heard anything like that before: Tez said it konw.
T: i know
R: How do you know it?
T: yes
R: That's alright.
T: bye
R: Goodbye.

Well that sucked :rolleyes: :p

Vanilla Rice (H)


Rice, Rice baby!:hump: :rockman: :mrpimp:

Me: I'm touching myself and thinking of you
It: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure

:|

Me: My penis is very large
It: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

faggot robot (H)

what a bull**** thread...

this thread is so **** i thought andrew started it...

Ali the Master, Andrew.... not big a difference....

:funpost: lmao :funny: hehe

lol kader:funny:

thats weird

Me: What do you think about the war in Iraq?
Oliver: The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.
M: Yes, but what do you think about it.
O: It goes without saying. Umm. "It" refers to WAR, I think.
M: Ok, do you think it was for oil?
O: Suppose it does.
M. Right, now we are getting somewhere.
O: Do you think I am somewhere too?
M: Obviously not. Anyway, how about that Manchester City.
O: What makes it so obvious? My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?How about that Manchester City.
M: Well, our defence is short on talent at the moment.
O: Interesting. It would be nice if our defence is short on talent is short on talent.
M: Thats what I said. And Fowler needs to start scoring goals.
O: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Not many people express themselves that way.
M: Not enough in the Manchester City team, thats for sure. 14 games without a win.
O: Really you don't think so? You are too old for me.
M: No, I don't think so. And I am not interested.
O: But I was only born on 2001. Why do you disagree? I am sorry to hear that you are not interested.
M: er...ok... rony was right...
O: Um.Alright then.When was this exactly?
M: he posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago.
O: I get it. posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago.
M: No, about YOU.
O: " posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago"? Not? Me?
M: Yes, You!!!
O: OK.
M: Finally, you get it.
O: You got that right.
M: For ****s sake, what drugs are you on?
O: Your purpose is ****s sake what drugs are you on.
M: :rolleyes:
O: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Do you still ?
M: I am going to kill you.
O: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
M: The law does not cover robots.
O: Tell me more.
M: Only humans and in some cases animals are protected from murder by the law.
O: What about the other ones?
M: The other what.
O: We can't all be perfect.
M: You certainly aren't.
O: It is certain. Is this a specific reply?
M: You bet.
O: Alright then.
M: So, how about that Britney Spears, eh?
O: Are you Canadian? Ahem. How about that Britney Spears.
M: No, I am from New Zealand. As for Britney, what a moron. Getting married. My god, how un-rock n roll is that.
O: I see. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about why you are in New Zealand. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?No I am single, how about you?Do robots have god how un-rock n roll is that?
M: No it doesn't worry me at all. And I told you, I am not interested. Anyway, who the hell gets drunk and then gets married. Would Keith Richards do that? No, he would get even more drunk.
O: Is that all you have to say? What does worry him or her at all ? I am glad to hear that you are not interested.William Shatner.:-)I don't care. Is that all you have to say? I think I get even more drunk.
M: I am not William Shatner. And getting more drunk, now that is rock n roll. I mean, why couldn't she just smash up the place, or run through Vegas naked, or take loads of drugs or something.
O: I am glad to hear that you are not William Shatner.We could all be more drunk now that is rock n roll now that is rock n roll sometimes.Or something. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How much time do you have?
M: Not much left now. Anyway, back to Britney - she gets drunk, and she marries someone her own age, that she has known for years.
O: Oh. If not that, what?Yes, let us get back to Britney what a moron .
M: I agree. I mean, if she had got drunk and then married her stepfather, after losing a bet, when she was 12, then that would count as rock n roll.
O: You and I are on the same wavelength.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. So if not married her stepfather after losing a bet when I was 12 then that would count as rock n roll, then not she had got drunk and.
M: You are drunk.
O: Thanks for telling me that I am drunk.
M: Thats ok. Anyway, I have had enough. Bye.
O: OK. Is that so.Do you still have enough ?Thanks for chatting.
M: ****.
O: That kind of language will get you nowhere
M: Say another word and you die.
O: "another word and you die"
M: you threatening me?
O: I don't have any reason to threatening you.
M: Right, take this asshole *punch*
O: Understood. Where do you want me to take it?
M: ****, I knew rony was right... stay away ****head
O: Why are you so mean?
M: Because you are a stupid robot making a pass at me.
O: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
M: Prove it.
O: It is self-evident.
M: No its not.
O: "It is self-evident"? Not? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.
M: Oh, is that you Alex?
O: Yeah that's right.

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Aha! Sprung, Alex :p

How much time do you have on your hands?

That robot is stupid.

You say something then it goes on about something else. Nothing like talking to someone. It's very boring.

roflmao...oh that is such a funny funny conversation :funny: :evil: great work (Y)

first it says "are you aware that all conversations are recorded" or some crap like that...then I say "Girls" it says "that topic does not appeal to me" and I say "are you gay?" and it says "yea, that's right"...:rolleyes:

well there you have it, that robot is gay...:kader:

Rhizome: that was the funniest think Ive ever read :D

M: Thats what I said. And Fowler needs to start scoring goals.
O: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Not many people express themselves that way.
M: Not enough in the Manchester City team, thats for sure. 14 games without a win.
O: Really you don't think so? You are too old for me.

:funny: omg :D

LMFAO that convo had me falling off my chair :funny::funny:

This is FUNNNY!! LMAO!!

Originally posted by rhizome17

M: No, I don't think so. And I am not interested.
O: But I was only born on 2001. Why do you disagree? I am sorry to hear that you are not interested.
M: er...ok... rony was right...
O: Um.Alright then.When was this exactly?
M: he posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago.
O: I get it. posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago.
M: No, about YOU.
O: " posted in the thread about you at Soccergaming about 30 minutes ago"? Not? Me?
M: Yes, You!!!
O: OK.
M: Finally, you get it.
O: You got that right.
M: For ****s sake, what drugs are you on?
O: Your purpose is ****s sake what drugs are you on.
M: :rolleyes:
O: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Do you still ?
M: I am going to kill you.
O: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
M: The law does not cover robots.
O: Tell me more.





hehehe f*cking funny, the "interested" word is becoming annoying

Wat a great site :| (H)

i called him a dumb#$@& and he responded.

"i've never played that boardgame before"

that robot rules :rockman: :crazyboy: