http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2004042419,00.html



including a dick-watching revelation by Sir Alex

Looks like Frank Lampard is first in the showers after the game:funny: :funny: :funny:

oakes is white isnt he?

yes i do believe oakes is white

thats awesome:)

:kader: wtf??

how would frank know how big "it" is?
its not like claude shows it in the change rooms.

ferguson would know, CB :brow:

Originally posted by captain-beckham
how would frank know how big "it" is?
its not like claude shows it in the change rooms.
u idiot they shower after a game :kader:

whoops.

Lampard jokes about the Big Boy of the Bridge in men’s mag FHM. He said: “Makelele is massive — it’s big!

ROFL

Sir Alex looooooooooooooooves the cock. :junior:

If possible why would god torture someone with and 18to 24 inch penis.

Originally posted by QuikZilver
If possible why would god torture someone with and 18to 24 inch penis.

hahaha :funpost:

seriously, i thought Bosnians have huge ones, but 18 inch?

(H)

lol

Originally posted by bjmenge
Sir Alex looooooooooooooooves the cock. :junior:

LMAO im pissin myself at that mate (Y):funpost:

It's funny cause it's true.

Originally posted by QuikZilver
If possible why would god torture someone with and 18to 24 inch penis.

it's obviously an exageration you dolt

hahaha.. that was a good read

Originally posted by Nimreitz
it's obviously an exageration you dolt

WELL DUH:rolleyes:

WTFHOMFGLOLMAOROFL!!!! :kader: :kader: :kader:

:|

Is this the reason why The Sun isn't respected?

Originally posted by Torsten Frings
Is this the reason why The Sun isn't respected?

The Sun always has material like this..

HAha that is pretty funny:crazyboy:

lol, that's pretty funny, but 18 inches???? no comment.....

Originally posted by Torsten Frings
Is this the reason why The Sun isn't respected?

No, they aren't respected cause they're twats.

Giant Sausage.... :confused:

You guys should have seen my Angolan basketball team mates... :o

Originally posted by INFESTA
Giant Sausage.... :confused:

You guys should have seen my Angolan basketball team mates... :o


:kader:

Bloody hell , he must have to tie it up in his draw string of his shorts or itd poke out the bottom:kader:

Originally posted by INFESTA
Giant Sausage.... :confused:

You guys should have seen my Angolan basketball team mates... :o
LMAO

Hey, I aint no batty man, but my friend was reading this african culture book, and they have these nasty azz pictures in the boook. my friend was like "Daaayam, dem africans be havin dem gorilla dicks!!" I was crackin up...:bob: :bouncy: :funny:

Originally posted by Nimreitz
it's obviously an exageration you dolt

Read the first to words in that sentence you quoted you dolthead-master you.

especially the gay mothaphuka who edited my post.

WTF, bro . . . give a warning before you go and post gay ****.

I didn't need to see that, Awax. :kader:

Awax is that sh*t real???

:o :o :o

lol

that is just disgusting you gaybo!
you should be booked, that's porn!

were scalar instruments used?

For ****'s sake man! :kader:

Makelele was already famous is Spain for his huge "thing".

I read that real madrid players were also doing jokes about this and instead of saying "penis", they said "makelele".

BTW, how much it's exactly in centimeters 18 inches?

exactly 45 cm

Originally posted by VanTheMan
exactly 45 cm
bloody hell, i reckon thats bul.

OOOh sh*t!

That's not possible. He would need so much blood to lift that up that he wouldn't have enought of it for his brain ...ummm... well maybe that explains many things

nice stuff lol

holy ****. this thread is as gay as it gets tho.. :rolleyes:

oh kiddies,wud you know what's gay?unless you were gay off course,r u?

Some people seem obsessed with calling the gay S*** pretendin they upset n all, are u scared of somethin? u must be insecure to find talk about manhood that is no way near obscene, offensive.

Originally posted by MaceII
oh kiddies,wud you know what's gay?unless you were gay off course,r u?

Some people seem obsessed with calling the gay S*** pretendin they upset n all, are u scared of somethin? u must be insecure to find talk about manhood that is no way near obscene, offensive.

Your Gay.....:rolleyes:

Originally posted by MaceII
oh kiddies,wud you know what's gay?unless you were gay off course,r u?

Some people seem obsessed with calling the gay S*** pretendin they upset n all, are u scared of somethin? u must be insecure to find talk about manhood that is no way near obscene, offensive.

I don't understand a word you just said :)

acountlost

is that like a guy from North England saying

"I can't have lost"

or is that your saying

"my sg members account is lost


and the sig

who's the guy on the left.

Originally posted by MaceII
oh kiddies,wud you know what's gay?unless you were gay off course,r u?

Some people seem obsessed with calling the gay S*** pretendin they upset n all, are u scared of somethin? u must be insecure to find talk about manhood that is no way near obscene, offensive.

http://www.superclasico.clarin.com/ie/figura_boca.jpg

He's coming to get you, run...

When Makelele was on Madrid he had a reputation for having a big sausage. A big sausage in madrid's lockerroom was called a makelele.

lol at shokz :D

Makelele's the man. What a champ.

But seriously folks, the article is an exaggeration, if he had an 18 inch penis it would hang down to his knees. Still, I don't doubt that its much larger than the standard issue equipment most of us guys have.

Originally posted by Hristos
Makelele's the man. What a champ.
WTH?:|

damn... you're offended like phukin kids, calm down it was a joke.

phuk how people can be stuck in their mind

Originally posted by shokz
http://www.superclasico.clarin.com/ie/figura_boca.jpg

He's coming to get you, run...



HAHAHA.....