my friend gots this chick who is gonna move. he wants to give her a farewell gift (a good one), but he aint sure what. if any of u pimps are experienced with this stuff please reply. remember: it cant be stolen, and has nothing to do with sex.

Jewellery or something for her to remember him by......?:hump:

heres a farewell gift = :hump:

A neckless with his and her name on it? You know, those locket thingies.

Originally posted by Andrew
Jewellery or something for her to remember him by......?:hump:

lol

what about a necklace with a group pic of her friends inside it?

That's good.

anything involving a group pic of friends should be good....... (Y)

**** i didnt see the : nothin to do with sex bit:(

A framed photo of a group of friends having a great time always works

Just get the bitch an orgasm.

Originally posted by Shindig
Just get the bitch an orgasm.
remember: it cant be stolen, and has nothing to do with sex. :read: :brow:

Originally posted by Seb
**** i didnt see the : nothin to do with sex bit:(

well you should learn to read:boohoo:

Originally posted by Larry
A framed photo of a group of friends having a great time always works


^^^^^^

that would be good (Y)

Anything that will remind the girl of the times that they had together.....

If you've got one: a large hard cock. :mrpimp:

Nothing to do with sex:brow:

a penisula

he shud give her somethin he's made himself. somethin like a card.

how much $ does he hae to spend?

A dildo with his name on it.

Think about the wonderful times she'll have. And she'll always think about him...

You can't go wrong with that.

Originally posted by MastaLFC
A dildo with his name on it.

Think about the wonderful times she'll have. And she'll always think about him...

You can't go wrong with that.

:funny: :funny: :funny:

Originally posted by Andrew
well you should learn to read:boohoo:
Seriously man do you think your like a grammar king or something ...u go on the forum and insult ppl for heir grammar, or readin mite i add.....its getting quite pathetic now

Just give her something that will be helpful in the future: a pair of condoms. :evil:
Seriously, just write her a letter (girls love that sh!t), or give her a teddy bear. In case he got laid with her, that means he should invest a bit more - buzzer555's idea seemed alright.

Originally posted by Seb
Seriously man do you think your like a grammar king or something ...u go on the forum and insult ppl for heir grammar, or readin mite i add.....its getting quite pathetic now

Grammar = Grammer
u= you
ppl = people
readin= reading
mite= might


:p :p :p :crazyboy: :p :p :p

Originally posted by INFESTA
Just give her something that will be helpful in the future: a pair of condoms. :evil:
Seriously, just write her a letter (girls love that sh!t), or give her a teddy bear. In case he got laid with her, that means he should invest a bit more - buzzer555's idea seemed alright.

Stole what I was going to say.

On the letter it should say

1. Impressions on the first time he met her.
2. Evolution of their friendship.
3. How helpful she has been throught the years.
4. How she will be miss.
5. Express feelings for her
6. Talk about how she will be miss and tell her about the next future meeting even if that won't ever happen again say something anyway, always keep faith.
7. Draw map to her gift
8. Gift should be the group picture.

My condolence to both of your friends I know how it feels to lose a very good friend.

:(

Originally posted by Andrew
Grammar = Grammer


Are you american or something? In the English part of the world (everywhere else) its spelt Grammar, from the Greek word grammatike. Its kind of like you saying Mom in your posts. It just makes you look like an egg!

So yeah none of you can spell :mrpimp:

ahahaha yeah thanx larry and andrew not long ago u were tryin to bak me up to someone that sayin it was ok to txt type....so i will do it from now on if I like.....and anyway who are YOU
:confused: to tell me how to spell, it was also about 1 month ago you were txt typin you NOB!!

Originally posted by Seb
so i will do it form now on if I like

Mate, don't contradict yourself when trying to shame someone out...

LMFAO!! :rockman: (H) :mrpimp:

Seb ever heard of a Joke????:p you get so angry over nothing:o

Originally posted by eddy_87
remember: it cant be stolen, and has nothing to do with sex. :read: :brow:

Get yourself an orgasm, then. It'll make you feel a whole lot better.:rolleyes:

To Andrew : how olds r u ? u shud be like 80 or somethin. or a 7th grade kid tryin o say HEYYYYYY I'M HERE !!! SEE ME !!!
what's the use of bitchin on ppl for the way they type ?
Grammer ??????? looool
get a life
:rolleyes:

I beg your Pardon?? did Seb put you up to this, coz seb tells me you do stuff he tells you to??? I think you should seriously get a life, look at your sig and obviously u cant read coz i said it was a joke

Martiiiine Grammatica....blah blah grammatica ! Antonio Alfonseca...oh yeah Migueal Tejada !

Originally posted by Andrew
I beg your Pardon?? did Seb put you up to this, coz seb tells me you do stuff he tells you to??? I think you should seriously get a life, look at your sig and obviously u cant read coz i said it was a joke

I'n give a **** of ur jokes. n I don do what Seb tells me to do I jus tried to help him but not in this case. I think that's u who shud get a life, all u do is sittin in front of ya damn pc tryin o notice what ppl type wrong or somethin. c'mon we're all human.we make mistakes. aint we ? :kader: :kader:

Originally posted by Andrew
did Seb put you up to this,
ur the ****in joke


and anyway andrew you werent joking at the start you just changed all the story by saying you were jk so you didnt look so foolish, that just how you are

get me a girl and I will experiment and post what to get a girl as a farewell gift ok ? JUST GET ME A GIRL first THOUGH !

Originally posted by Andrew
Grammar = Grammer



its grammar....... grammer is wrong :-paul:

in fact......... here's what grammer is:


grammer, IN
Zip code(s): 47236


:evil:

:confused:

(H)

What a thread this is! First andrew tries to correct the correct spelling of grammar and then comes moron! :D

LEGENDARY! :funny:


anyway, this picture thing sounds rather good.

your friend should bring 2 half heart pendals so 1 she can wear around her neck and also your friend can wear the other part of the heart.:rockman: