Mr_Portugal
21-11-1999, 07:07:AM
you guys run your mouths for two weeks on how you think, no, who you SAY that Benfica WILL win. Benfica lost, yet I do not see one comment on the board!
But I am sure I will start reading some excuses for the loss tommorow, so a fellow portista of mine has taken the liberty of providing 5-Benfica fan reasons for porto winning
1. Benfica lost badly today because the planets were not aligned properly.
2. Benfica was schooled by Porto today because Pinto da Costa is God and he controls everything!
3. Benfica was embarrassed today because all the referees have been drugged by Pinto da Costa.
4. Benfica did not score a goal today because Porto uses an invisible screen over their net. Incidently, this screen was given to Porto by aliens.
5.Lets not forget the most obvious reason...Porto is just so miles ahead of the teams in Portugal, sure they lose once in awhile to weak clubs....then again so do clubs like Parma, ManU, Barcelona
heh heh...just having fun guys.....
Adeus,
Marco
But I am sure I will start reading some excuses for the loss tommorow, so a fellow portista of mine has taken the liberty of providing 5-Benfica fan reasons for porto winning
1. Benfica lost badly today because the planets were not aligned properly.
2. Benfica was schooled by Porto today because Pinto da Costa is God and he controls everything!
3. Benfica was embarrassed today because all the referees have been drugged by Pinto da Costa.
4. Benfica did not score a goal today because Porto uses an invisible screen over their net. Incidently, this screen was given to Porto by aliens.
5.Lets not forget the most obvious reason...Porto is just so miles ahead of the teams in Portugal, sure they lose once in awhile to weak clubs....then again so do clubs like Parma, ManU, Barcelona
heh heh...just having fun guys.....
Adeus,
Marco