After months and months of going to clubs, buying needless crap, paying for school related items, and paying off my credit card I am near broke as of right now. I cannot get a job till the summer. So I seek help from my fellow SG Brethren....help a brotha out please??

:confused:

LMAO omg :funny: :funny:

I'll give you a 10 if you lick deeeeezzz nutz!

http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/nuts.gif

ahahahahah :kader:

There's this loser kid at my school... he always stands in one corner of the school with a banner saying "Will beatbox for 10 cents"....

I say you try that :mrpimp:

I challenge you to a race around the world... winner gets $1M

GO!

*is seen outside the window in an old-fashioned plane wearing goggles* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Prostitution.

Hit the gym, learn to shake and thrust in a manly way, make sure you don't have a small penis, and become a male stripper. You'll make at least a $1000 a night.

Originally posted by Hristos
Hit the gym, learn to shake and thrust in a manly way, make sure you don't have a small penis, and become a male stripper. You'll make at least a $1000 a night.

That's what you do?:brow:

Originally posted by manutd4eva
That's what you do?:brow:
Maybe. But not for you :p

There is always a big market for giving handjobs for nickels. Maybe you should look into it.

well sorry, but ure a dumbass


Go to a homeless shelter, you'll get 3 meals a day and the internet (Y)(H)


Socialism, don't ya love it? (H)

Lol u guys are all crazy( in a good way):crazyboy:

I could do with some cash too, though before you all start giving me healthy advice on how to make a quick quid or two I will not do anything for money.:D

Originally posted by PhiLLer
I could do with some cash too, though before you all start giving me healthy advice on how to make a quick quid or two I will not do anything for money.:D

aw *zips up, puts away $100 bill and walks away sadly*

why would you come on SG to learn how to make money?

I will take Kader's advice

Ah, but can you beatbox? :D

Originally posted by rony31
I challenge you to a race around the world... winner gets $1M

GO!

*is seen outside the window in an old-fashioned plane wearing goggles* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ahahahahahahaha! :D :D damn....AC Milan suck....:p

Originally posted by rony31
I challenge you to a race around the world... winner gets $1M

GO!

*is seen outside the window in an old-fashioned plane wearing goggles* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

hahaha

:rofl: :funny: :mexican:

Family Guy! :rockman:

Originally posted by MastaLFC
There's this loser kid at my school... he always stands in one corner of the school with a banner saying "Will beatbox for 10 cents"....

I say you try that :mrpimp:
ahaHAHAHA thats hilarious, poor kid.

Is he really poor? or is he just a loser?
and final question, is he a good beatboxer?

'Will beatbox for 10cents'! :D I like it. lol.

Got 2 kidneys? Sell one? :D

Failing that, get a job. :p

Date a Rich Girl then go figure(H)

I need cash as well, anyone got any ideas for me, NORMAL ideas?

get a job at the local supermarket, its not rocket science:rolleyes:

Its THAT easy mate

Easier said than done when none of 'em want anyone...:(

well that puts you in **** street man, how old are you man?

Yea, it does suck eh
and i'm 15

oh i thought u were around 19, but i think at this age u can kinda get away with not havin a job.....right?:confused:

I need money also.

First to donate 1 mil, gets a autograph from me.:brow: :crazyboy:

follow my simple, brilliant, fantastic money making plan (this works coz ppl r so desperate to get money)

you have to spend to earn money, but see if u can nick the paper and envelopes.

1) write a letter saying stuff like 'i only work 2 days a week yet make 50,000 a yr' blah blah blah. then says 'for only 9.99, you too can learn my secret, send a cheque and a SAE to p.o. box 888 and i will give you all the information you need'
2) put the cheque into the bank, but u've also gotta send 'em information or what u're doing is illegal
3)send 'em their SAE back with a little slip of paper inside saying 'do what i do'

as you make more money, u can increase ur targets. get addresses from electoral roll's, and it's all completely legal. now you're rolling in it!

Originally posted by Caponedawg
After months and months of going to clubs, buying needless crap, paying for school related items, and paying off my credit card I am near broke as of right now. I cannot get a job till the summer. So I seek help from my fellow SG Brethren....help a brotha out please??

You could always make money out of being a toe-sucking mangina he-bitch-man-ho? (H)

Originally posted by chris_gibson69
follow my simple, brilliant, fantastic money making plan (this works coz ppl r so desperate to get money)

you have to spend to earn money, but see if u can nick the paper and envelopes.

1) write a letter saying stuff like 'i only work 2 days a week yet make 50,000 a yr' blah blah blah. then says 'for only 9.99, you too can learn my secret, send a cheque and a SAE to p.o. box 888 and i will give you all the information you need'
2) put the cheque into the bank, but u've also gotta send 'em information or what u're doing is illegal
3)send 'em their SAE back with a little slip of paper inside saying 'do what i do'

as you make more money, u can increase ur targets. get addresses from electoral roll's, and it's all completely legal. now you're rolling in it!


You actually do that? Might be worth a try:D


I did hear of a brilliant scam where two guys posted ads in the papers offering loads of good quality porn dvd's for quite a low price and requested that people send them a cheque with the money. The people sent them the cheque after which the guys cashed the check, then wrote a letter back saying that because of the amount of request they have temporarily run out of stock and enclosed a cheque for the people to cash in and get their money back again. But on the cheque the guys wrote the name of the "company" as "Underage Porn Inc." (or something similar) so obviously the person who received the cheque back didn't go to the bank to cash the money with such a name written on it and the two guys were able to keep the money.
They were found out after while though, classic!

My computer broke :( Looks like I gotta get a damn job :rolleyes:

Originally posted by PhiLLer
You actually do that? Might be worth a try:D


I did hear of a brilliant scam where two guys posted ads in the papers offering loads of good quality porn dvd's for quite a low price and requested that people send them a cheque with the money. The people sent them the cheque after which the guys cashed the check, then wrote a letter back saying that because of the amount of request they have temporarily run out of stock and enclosed a cheque for the people to cash in and get their money back again. But on the cheque the guys wrote the name of the "company" as "Underage Porn Inc." (or something similar) so obviously the person who received the cheque back didn't go to the bank to cash the money with such a name written on it and the two guys were able to keep the money.
They were found out after while though, classic!
that's a brilliant scam.

you can always make a fake 'betting ticket' that indicates that you have just predicted 27 moneylines correct with a tenner. Just remember to put your win to well over a billion, so that you'll be assured to get nothing..

that's what someone tried at willhill's a few weeks ago.. :mrpimp:
(not meh..)

Originally posted by Dragan T
You could always make money out of being a toe-sucking mangina he-bitch-man-ho? (H)

hmmmm you maybe onto something there. I can use my talents to my advantage.

Originally posted by Caponedawg
hmmmm you maybe onto something there. I can use my talents to my advantage.


Let the toe-sucking begin... :mrpimp:

Freaky ****.:(

:crazyboy:

ok I tell u, if ur as **** as Henry in footie, go play for Arsenal n they'll pay u as much as they pay Henry. :mrpimp: :hump:

yes, Henry ****... of course...

:rolleyes:

Sell your body... :crazyboy: You're young, dumb and you need the money. :crazyboy:




Just a question? How fast do you type? I mean if its fast have you considered Data Entry? They pay heaps.

data entry eh?
sounds cool!

I'm a pretty decent speed typer, i can do about 70 to 80 words a minute depending on what i have to type.

Donate plasma / blood for some quick cash.

go to US military n they'll send u to Iraq n deff they'll pay u as much as they pay other soldiers.

Originally posted by IceBlu
Donate plasma / blood for some quick cash.

I made $55 in 4 days doing that. Donated on Monday and Thursday and was able to buy Christmas presents with the cash. It's easy money, but having a huge needle sticking out of your vein for an hour gets old fast.

Originally posted by Tom Green
Prostitution.

It worked for Dragan. :chew:

So that's why you were asking me for tips yesterday? :jambo: :fool: :corn:

me3 get back to your kids and stfu

You could always donate sperm.........the rates are about £15 a jar i hear. If your a woman you can sell you egg for £15,000:confused:

I'm pretty ****in sure I'm older then u stotty. u better sit in ur place n watch ur language when ur talkin to ur daddy. :mrpimp:

Shut up you stupid 40 year old Tranvestite, dont you have anything better than you than tease kids on an internet site???

Stotty owns your Ass

Stotty > Me3

Originally posted by Andrew


Stotty > Me


:confused: :o :X :eek: :gavin: :chew:

Originally posted by Me3
I'm pretty ****in sure I'm older then u stotty. u better sit in ur place n watch ur language when ur talkin to ur daddy. :mrpimp:

Thats the thing that worries me.......your older than me and you want me to sit in my place...........THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF MY POST YOU DE-PENISED PEADO!!!!!!! Now leave me alone :)

Originally posted by Andrew
Shut up you stupid 40 year old Tranvestite, dont you have anything better than you than tease kids on an internet site???

Stotty owns your Ass

Stotty > Me3

quit kissing his ass... and arent you a member of XG? :|

I've donated sperm in the past...and plasma. The thing about our plasma center on campus is that it get shut down due to health problems.

oh I'm only 19 bastard !!! :rockman:

Originally posted by Caponedawg
I've donated sperm in the past..
Your only 15:|
.....i know , u must live in the States, am i right:confused:

Originally posted by rony31
quit kissing his ass... and arent you a member of XG? :|

Definately Not in XG:kader: rony it was Seb who was a mod there:)

YES i did fall into Pablo's and Chrissy's trap of X-Gay sorry to mention;)

Originally posted by Me3
oh I'm only 19 bastard !!! :rockman:
Which makes you only more stupid.
Did you pass high school?
I presume no.

Originally posted by Seb
Your only 15:|
.....i know , u must live in the States, am i right:confused:

:confused: umm I'm 21