29-06-2004, 11:43:PM
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Tim
- What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
- I ....am an enchanter.
- By what name are you known?
- There are some who call me....Tim?!
- Greetings, Tim the Enchanter!
- Greeting! King Arthur...
- You know my name?
- I do...You seek the Holy Grail!
- That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, oh Tim.
- Quite.
29-06-2004, 11:45:PM
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DAR DAR DAR, I'll wipe you all with nasty big pointy things!
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29-06-2004, 11:47:PM
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29-06-2004, 11:49:PM
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- Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail...
- Oh, thank you oh...
- To the north there lies a cave...the cave of Caerbannog ...wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Regged...make plain the last resting place of the most holy grail!
- Where could we find this cave, oh Tim?
- Follow...BUT! Follow only, if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature, so foul...so crule...that no man yet has fought with it...and lived!! Bones full of fifty men, lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
- What an eccentric performance...
30-06-2004, 12:22:AM
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and you call me a random :funny:
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30-06-2004, 12:34:AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dragan T
- Follow...BUT! Follow only, if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature, so foul...so crule...that no man yet has fought with it...and lived!! Bones full of fifty men, lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
ahh yes....killer rabbit innit?
monty python aye?
30-06-2004, 01:13:AM
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Dragan, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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30-06-2004, 01:55:AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by .::John::.
ahh yes....killer rabbit innit?
monty python aye?
Aaaah yes...that rabbit's got big nasty pointy......he can leep about..........LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
30-06-2004, 02:49:AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Run DMB
Dragan, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
And your mother's got huuuuuuuuuuge......tracts of land
30-06-2004, 05:09:AM
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Neeeeeep
30-06-2004, 07:52:AM
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horny man, i hope our next evolved form is not like this.
30-06-2004, 07:54:AM
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30-06-2004, 07:57:AM
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- There it is !!!!
- Where ?!
- There !!!
- What .... behind the rabbit ?
- It IS the rabbit !!!
30-06-2004, 08:05:AM
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30-06-2004, 01:39:PM
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Re: Tim
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragan T
- What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
- I ....am an enchanter.
- By what name are you known?
- There are some who call me....Tim?!
- Greetings, Tim the Enchanter!
- Greeting! King Arthur...
- You know my name?
- I do...You seek the Holy Grail!
- That is our quest. You know much that is hidden, oh Tim.
- Quite.
That's no ordinary rabbit!
what will it do nibble your bum!
It will do you at a treat mate!
you manky scot git!
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