To ALL BENFICA FANS

you guys run your mouths for two weeks on how you think, no, who you SAY that Benfica WILL win. Benfica lost, yet I do not see one comment on the board!
But I am sure I will start reading some excuses for the loss tommorow, so a fellow portista of mine has taken the liberty of providing 5-Benfica fan reasons for porto winning
1. Benfica lost badly today because the planets were not aligned properly.

2. Benfica was schooled by Porto today because Pinto da Costa is God and he controls everything!

3. Benfica was embarrassed today because all the referees have been drugged by Pinto da Costa.

4. Benfica did not score a goal today because Porto uses an invisible screen over their net. Incidently, this screen was given to Porto by aliens.

5.Lets not forget the most obvious reason...Porto is just so miles ahead of the teams in Portugal, sure they lose once in awhile to weak clubs....then again so do clubs like Parma, ManU, Barcelona

heh heh...just having fun guys.....


Adeus,
Marco

no comments eh.....

Damn! I knew it was the Aliens!!

I think that Porto are possesed by the soccer spirits of yesteryear as well!

I think Porto players ARE aliens...

Don't worry...we will beat thaem next game.
V.Azevedo bought two new players: agent K and agent J from Men In Black.Oh, and don't forget that next year we will have Mulder and Scully in the field!

See Mr.Portugal, we don't care about the score. Every great team has bad games, and, we, Benfica supporter know that we r the best team in Portugal...

Hmmm, I wonder if they can clone Eusebio??

we've cloned Eusebio, thats not all! We have "bio-engineered" are other players to play like computers. You see, Deco is not really a human, he is a futebol-android, who is programmed to win at ALL Costs.
Some of our players have unique programs...for instance Peixe, Secretario, and Paulinho are all programmed to irritate Joao Pinto, Jardel is programmed to score...etc....

I think I took this joke to far....

Anyways....lets all get on with the PSA!