aRtiC fOx
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    Jan 1, 1969 (Age: 51)


    Be warned!

    A friend is having trouble with his computer system. Last year he upgraded
    to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
    trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems,
    the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off,
    but to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
    applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.

    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many
    Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
    several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
    Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
    they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

    Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay
    that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife1.0. However, whilst Wife
    1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus
    and Cleanhouse 2000.

    But imagine my friends disappointment on discovering that not only can Wife
    1.0 be unstable and costly to maintain, but also that any mistakes he makes
    are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted. They
    then re-surface months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary
    Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter, and automatically runs PhotoSTROP and
    WINGEzip. No option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and
    GUESS the fault himself.

    The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro
    for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
    It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try,
    stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to
    Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a
    rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.

    Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there
    could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it
    will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

    Is this a common problem?