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Recent content by Stevie B

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    "My Car" Thread

    30MPG! I'm averaging 60MPG as the moment! OK, I drive a 1.9TDI Golf Estate and don't push it, but with DERV costing around £1.40 a litre (£6.35 a gallon) it works out around 11pence per mile.
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    World's Best 255 Pixels

    I suppose you could wander into your local crematorium as a random mourner. Alternatively, hire yourself out to the local undertakers to make up the numbers on poorly attended ceremonies!
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    The Official I THINK I'm Bored Thread

    Rhod Gilbert's lost luggage has got to be one of the best stand-up routines going, particularly the put-down to the cab driver at the end!
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    Official Patriotism(not really) Thread

    No, he's been working for Glaxo Smith Kline, frightening my son's mates with his strange Afro-Christian rantings at 2 in the morning!
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    What are you reading?

    Curently reading Snuff. It's heavy going, as the wind keeps blowing it away! Just kidding. I'm actually reading "Snuff" by Terry Pratchett
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    Noisy Neighbours...

    Do they issue ASBO's in Portugal? Record date, time, duration and nature of disturbance. Once you have a month's data, take it to the local authorities and make a formal complaint.
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    Will we see this again?

    The simple answer was "no". Didn't need him for the last test, with the Welsh & Irish Lions playing the Wallabies off the park in the second half!
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    The Food Network

    Couple of points: let the mixture cool a bit before adding the eggs, otherwise they will start to set. You can cut them open and spoon in whipped cream or Creme Patisserie, or use a piping bag or syringe to "inject" the cream. The chocolate sauce is made by melting plain (dark) chocolate...
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    The Food Network

    Viola! http://www.deliaonline.com/how-to-cook/baking/how-to-make-choux-pastry.html
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    The Food Network

    Sometimes the difficult-looking food is the easiest to make. Take profiteroles They are actually very simple to make. Apart from crumble topping, choux pastry is the only pastry I can make!
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    * Sergeant ShiftyPowers Goodbye Party *

    The kilt brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dress uniform"
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    is there? :Shifty:

    And don't forget John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy, was particularly ill!
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    Official Patriotism(not really) Thread

    That is a line from the National Anthem and translates as "Land, Land, true am I to my Land". Having lived the vast majority of my life over the border in England, I have very scant knowledge of the language, but am determined to learn it. I am that rare thing, a Welshman who can't carry a...
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    Will we see this again?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGrMJhgvAzE Shane Williams has been called up for the British and Irish Lions (but only for a single non-test match)
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