Your team's chants

Originally posted by hopeunited
We're here, we're queer.
Waterloo!

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Atleast hes honest

Originally posted by PhiLLer
You are my Solskjaer
My only Solskjaer
You make me happy when skies are grey
And Alan Shearer was fucking dearer
So please don't take my Solskjaer away

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You got it wrong its

You are my Solskjaer,
My only Solskjear
You make me happy when Skies are grey,
Coz when its boring, you just keep scoring,
So please dont take my Solskjaer away

melhor k o maradoooona
melhor k o pele
ele é o nosso
ricardo sousa olé
talento e vontade
so ele é k sabe
mostra-lhes como é
ricardo sousa olééééé nananananana ricardo sousa oléééé

(don't ask)

Originally posted by Ulric_B
Elber2k3: Whith all those shirts you sounds like a Millwall fan imo? =)

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Not a real fan, but I like 'em
And I collect jerseys

Originally posted by Andrew
You got it wrong its

You are my Solskjaer,
My only Solskjear
You make me happy when Skies are grey,
Coz when its boring, you just keep scoring,
So please dont take my Solskjaer away

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There are heaps of variations for lots of chants so you can't say it's wrong.

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There's only one Dennis Bergkamp
One Dennis Bergkamp
Walking along
Singing a song
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland...

Went down to the Lane the other night
To tell the scum
We've got the new Ian Wright
They said, how can that be?
I told them,
We've got Thierry Henry,
Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry, Thierry Henry...

Chelsea: Shall we buy a ground for you?
Arsenal: Shall we win the League for you?

Double, double, double,
Sol Campbell has won the double
And the scum from Shite Hart Lane
Have won fuck all again
Sol Campbell has won the double...

Stick your left spur in
Your left spur out
In out in out
When you lose you always pout
Your kits a little jokey
And Hoddle is out
And every season your gonna get nawt!

If I had wings of an angel
And an arse of a crow
I'd fly over the Lane tomorrow
And shit on the Tottenham below
Shit on
I'd shit on
I'd shit on the bastards below below,
I'd shit on the bastards below...

You won the League in black and white
You won the League in black and white
You won the League in the 60s,
You won the League in black and white...

You are a scouser
An ugly scouser
You're only happy
On Giro day
Your mum's out stealing,
Your dad's out drug-dealing,
Please, don't take my hubcaps away...

Originally posted by Andrew
You got it wrong its

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Different version.

Yeah there are different versions of the Solskjaer song.

One of my favs is when fans started singing "Durkin is a ghurkin" refering to Paul Durkin the referee

Originally posted by -Vince-
holy crap nice nazi stuff there dude :-puke:

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hahahaha. and everyone wonders why the germans have such a bad reputation...

Couple of ace ones we had after the 4-4 New Year derby. The Hibs fans were chanting 'Happy New Year' to us after they went 4-2 up, and after we got it to 4-4 it was 'Happy New Weir' in honour of 18 year old Graeme Weir who got our 3rd and 4th goals in the space of 42 seconds.

And whenever we're in a derby with them now, our chant is '4-2, and you f*cked it up!'

probably the weirdest chant in england:

I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off, I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off. County! clap clap clap...

My local team Helsingborg's got this one [melody:Tom Hark]
När jag var ung, och sakna vett
jag fråga vem e nummer ett,
min far han sa att alla vet
vi följer skånes stolthet.

In english it's something like:

When I was young, I had no sense,
I asked who was number one
My dad he said, that everybody knows
we all follow the pride of Scania

Oooeee ! Cabrón ! Hijo puta maricón !
Tu novia tiene rabos
pelos en las tetas
estas navidades
el turrón de la viuda
de Fernando Vazquez....

Que sí, joder, que puta santander

la la la la la laaaa !!!

Deportivo Deportivo Txapeldun !!!

hey [#1 interista] are u Spanish? and if you are in what city do u live?

Originally posted by Elber2k3
Not a real fan, but I like 'em
And I collect jerseys

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Ah, ok, nice hobby=)

Brasil's usually goes like this:

E CAMPEAO!!!!
E CAMPEAO!!!!
E CAMPEAO!!!!

Until the next tournament

Originally posted by -William-
hey [#1 interista] are u Spanish? and if you are in what city do u live?

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nope i'm italian, but for one year i'm livin' in Vitoria-Gasteiz (Álava), Spain.

the hometown of Deportivo Alavés..

I can see the STRETFORD END arising
I can see there's trouble on the way
so dont go out tonight, unless ur red and white
i can see there's trouble on the way

My old man said "Be a City fan",
And I said, "Bo**ocks, you're a cnut!",
"I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it",
"Than be a City fan for just one minute..."

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley-knives and spanners,
We'll show those city bast*rds how to fight.

and for south melbourne when they were still playing:

Hellas Oleeeeee
South Melbourne Oleeeee
Clarendon Ole
Clarendon Ole
Clarendon Ole

Hellas Oleeeeeeeeee Oleeeeeeeeee!!!!

we are blue, we are white, we are fu*kin dynamite!

c'mon hellas score a fu*kin gooooooooolllll
fu*kin goooooooooooool
fu*kin goooooool

when we score, we change fu*kin to "another"

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the sunderland one is the funniest in my opinion

Originally posted by curswine
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the sunderland one is the funniest in my opinion

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are those real chants? what's with the "Osama" chant from Arsenal?

The tim howard one is funny though.


And the Southampton one is class too.

Because when Osama was a young lad he lived in London and followed the Gooners