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have u ever hit a women

Stotty

Fan Favourite
Dragan T said:
I did it once too in the 4th or something :(

These girls from my class were teasing me, so I used my umbrella to push one of them into a row of bikes

you used to take an umbrella to school ?(H)

(H) :taz:
 

-William-

Starting XI
AberdeenFC said:
i was in town with my mates last nite and this girl wudnt leave me alone and she started gettin quite violent and started screamin and looked like she wanted a fight so when there was no1 around i beat the shít out of her good and proper and now i feel guilty.

is what i did wrong? or did she have it coming :taz:
hahaha thats the funniest thing ive read in SG so far :funny:
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
it rains a lot in "them" kinda places Nick. in sunny Yorkshire we dont need them.

(H)

TROD.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
I bitch slapped a girl my freshman year of college when I was drunk. I felt SOOO guilty about it. That's the same girl I told jokingly that she was fat..... only to find out she used to be anorexic :(
 
This bitch didn't know when to shup up......do YOU!??

 
hahaha!! you guys are fúcking sick!! i made this thread just to fish for some reactions (H)

some of you seem genuinly proud of my efforts :crazyboy: nah! i wasnt even in town last night, quiet night at the local with the lads for a few sly pints and nips!!

and no! ive never hit a woman!! hahaha!! oh man... you actually bought it that i took her hair home to sniff it!!!!!!!!
 

Kibe Kru

Starting XI
oh well.. I did slap one but she was asking for it... actually, she said something like "slap me you bastard"... I felt kinda bad and I tried not to slap too hard... I guess she thought I was some kind of pussy because I didn't slap her hard, and stopped dating me.....
 

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
I tried shoving a woman once, I thought she was going to hit me. Instead I just ended up groaping her by accident. It was a very sexy accident though (Y)
 


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