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Let's scam the scammer...

Pontiakos

Starting XI
ShiftyPowers said:
Tajike, be as mean as you can possibly be. How in the ******* world is he going to use illegal blood diamond money made from a decade of violent attrocities against the Angolan people to entice someone?


hahahahaha

this is funny......I just delete these when I get them :chew:
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Sometimes I really, really love this hobby.

These product are available for sale you can contact us for more detail and note that this is genuine business and not hear say just try and see as u will be invited to come over and see the product yourself before any commitment in the event of doubt.
expecting to hear from u soon.

COMMODITY : Nigerian-Light
Paraffin's (% vol): 37
Aromatics (% vol): 9
Naphthenes (% wt): 54
Sulphur (approx.): 0.2
API gravity (% vol): 36
Naphtha Yield (typical): 28
Octane No: 60
QUANTITY : 2 MILLION BARRELS
METHOD OF PAYMENT : NEGOTIABLE.
VALIDITY OF OFFER : WHILE STOCK LAST

Typical Characteristics of various crudes
Crude source (% vol) Paraffins (% vol) Aromatics (% vol) Naphthenes (% wt) Sulfur (approx.) API gravity (% vol) Naphtha Yield (typical) Octane No
Nigerian-Light 37 9 54 0.2 36 28 60
Saudi-Light 63 19 18 2 34 22 40
Saudi-Heavy 60 15 25 2.1 28 23 35
Venezuela-Heavy 35 12 53 2.3 30 2 60
Venezuela-Light 52 14 34 1.5 24 18 50
USA-Midcont. Sweet - - - 0.4 40 - -
USA -W. Texas Sour 46 22 32 1.9 32 33 55
North Sea-Brent 50 16 34 0.4 37 31 50

Alternative Email. [email protected]

From
MrFrank N

Good day Sir,

As Associate-Manager of "Oils of Belgium" I am very pleased to hear from our African counterparts.

Now, I must be blunt and honest with you: we already have various millions of barrels of these crudes in our possesion, so I think it's unnecessary to buy any more of them. Thus I'm very sorry in not being able to help you and your company on this business matter.

Yet, as you are an African company you might be of some help to our Belgian company.
We have been searching now for several months, almost years, to find a reliable source in Africa to guarantee us of the finest crude available outside of the Middle-East. Thus, I have the following business proposition for you: could it be possible for your company to get your hands on some Mid-Angolan Sweet&Sour crude oil? It is almost impossible for companies without the knowledge of the African geography to obtain this.
Our company is willing to pay $2,000,000 (two million) for the first African company to provide us with Mid-Angolan Sweet&Sour.

I'll be waiting for your quick reply.

Yours sincerely,

Seppe Sebastiaans - Associate-Manager
Oils of Belgium

Dear Sir,
I am grateful for ur sincerelity and for that reason will give any help withing my reach to assist your company to secure the Angola Sweet and Sour, I will therefore want to know the quantity your company is interested to buy as I will step ahead to put things in place as I am right in my Country by now.
You can reacy me with this phone no in case if you want to call
+2348059183135.
I am waiting to hear from you.

Thanks

From

Mr Frank

I'm interested if he's going to find the Angolan black gold of my imagination...? (H)

NB. I DID NOT edit the next mail. This is the way I got this piece of comedy genius

GOOD Day,
Am Mr Ben Willy,am from England Base in Nigeria and am
looking for a representative in Oversea who will be
working for us as a
partime worker and we are willing
to pay 10% for every transaction,
which wouldnt affect
ur present state of work,if u are interested you
can contact us through this email.
first of all i will like to know
yourpresent Job and
wh u do for a living ,I Own Ben willy
Manufacturing
Company Limited
in Nigeria.Our main factory is located
in Jos africa
were weextract the raw
materials need for the
manufacturing of fabrics,
we are looking for a representative in
versea,
someone who would help
us recieve payments from our customers
in the oversea,
I mean someone
reliable and honest because the cost of
coming to oversea and getting
payments is very expensive,
we can spend
up 1,300 dollas only in
buying tickets,
so we need a representative in
the oversea who will be
handling that aspect
We are willing to pay 10%
on every payment u
recieve,and you can still
keep ur regular job while
you work for us.All
you have to do is help us recieve payments
from our customers in the
oversea.
These payments are in wal-mart,company
checks,money order,
travllers check payment and they would
come to you in your name,
so
all you need do is cash the payment,
reduct your 10%
and expencies and
wire the rest to us via western
union or Money Gram.
The problem we
have is trust and honest person,But we
have our way of
getting anyone
that gets away with our money,
i
mean the dishonest person.
If you are
interested do let us know and send your all
information needed for the
transaction phone/fax number,
full address name.
Awaiting.
Mr Ben
Willy.
CEO,
Lagos Office,
Manufacturing Company Limited.
Lagos Office,
100 Apapa Road,Lagos.

CONFIRM
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
After having tormented my previous victim for 1 1/2 month (the one with the oil/got so far into his head he finally quit scamming as all his mail adresses have now vanished from the face of the Earth) and having completed my exams in an epical fashion, I believe it is time to relax and to get into the holiday atmosphere. That's why I mailed the following as a reply to three new scammers:

Dear Sir,

I have received your mail and fully understand its purpose.

Let me introduce myself: my name is Seppe Sebastiaans, CEO of Sunny Jizz Travel Agency. Our company is specialized in exotic travels around the world, taking upon us that every customer will return with a smile on his face and a nice pink eye.

I'm willing to participate in your business proposal, as I think some goodwill shall do our company good. In return I ask of you to spread the name of our company throughout your country and to start up a sister branch of Sunny Jizz Travel Agency. More information on how our company shall finance all this and how we will invest your money shall follow when I'm certain you agree with me.

I hope to hear soon from you.

Yours sincerely,

Seppe Sebastiaans - CEO

Sunny Jizz Travel Agency

"Open your mouth for some more fun"

Now we wait...
 

Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Pontiakos said:
That's too obvious that it bs no one will answer to that.

You are so wrong...:

Seppe Sebastiaans ,

I got your message. The fund US$20.5M in question is in an account in the bank that i am presently working as an auditor.I will like to invest some of my percentagein your business.

This transfer is 100% risk free,i have secuired some necesary document that you will present to the bank that will make them accept you as the next of kin to the deceased.

The ratio that the fund will be shared is stated :50% of the total sum is for your assistance,while the rest of 50%of the total sum will be for me.

i need urgently the below informations;

Your full name
Your private telephone (s)
Your full Address
companies name and address
martial status
occupaction
A scanned copy of your i.d

Upon your immediate response to the above metioned questions,the buisness will commence.

Once more i have to reassure you that the business is 100% risk free.
I await your immediate response

Mr ben Ani

My Dearest Seppe Sebastians,

Thanks for your mail and I noted that you are willing to assist me in this transaction and I will like to build fully trust and sincerity with you in this transaction before we will proceed in this transaction

I will like to get your telephone number so that I will call you and give you more information regarding this transaction.

I am waiting to hear from you soonest

Thanks

Mary Aka

Dear:Seppe Sebastiaans,

Thanks for your mail,I acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail message you sent to me I am very happy for the assistance you are going to render to me in this transaction. It is only Almighty GOD will guide you in your efforts.well this transaction is 100%risk free and will favour me and you if we work hand to hand.

(1) Attached below is a copy of my passport,can you please forward to me a copy of your own also and but all i need from you is sincerety,honesty and your Business knowledge for us to transfer my money,which you will be compesated .

Moreover, before I will inform you on what to do, you have to give me a strong assurance that this money will be safe when transferred into your personal account in your country. As you know that this money is my future including my family and I don’t want anybody to play or to toy with it,
that is why I am looking for a good person who will not betray me and my family in this transaction.

First of all, I will be very happy if you inform me your capability in this transaction.

And I would love you to inform me what type of business are you doing in your country to enable me to know where this money will be. Meanwhile, I would love to know more details about you because I don’t want somebody who will not be sincere to me but I strongly blieve that you will never betray me in this transaction.

(2) I will be very happy if you inform me about all this questions that I asked you to enable me to inform you what to do next. And all the necessary documents that back up this transaction are intact with me and before I will release them to you I have to be sure that you will assist me in this transaction.

if only you are capable to assist me in this transaction.kindly reply this mail as soon as possible to enable me to explain more about the smoothness of this transaction.and please send me your persona! phone and fax number to me for easy comunication in this transaction .you can contact me on my direct line -27-73-297-3369.

Please,you can view my profile again at my website www.gov.za click on, Contact Information, then click on Deputy Minister, and click on Safety and Security finally, click on my name susan shabangu and read about me.


Waiting to hear from you
thanks and God bless
Best regards


SUSAN SHABANGU
Dept. Minister Safety & Security
South Africa.
TEL:27-73-297-3369

All three of them replied. Why? Because the greedy bastards are only interested in me agreeing to they're demands. Their grasp of English is so poor I can write whatever I want. Even if I'd call myself Joe Fellatio they wouldn't understand and might even use that name for they're future victims.

I'm going to ask them to make some photographs to use in a leaflet for Sunny Jizz. Anything special you would like to see about Africa and its inhabitants?
 

Deutschland

Starting XI
Haha this is awesome. It's probably way too obvious, but ask for a picture of a pretty African girl with white paint on her face. You can make it more subtle and say "traditional face paint" or some such thing.
 


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