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I'm majorly attracted to a fat girl

didy

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:drevil: if you want the heat get with the meat. :drevil:

is she fat! or just thick?
 

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Run DMB said:
Can we get a height/weight estimate here? I'm asking cause I live in the US and we have different standards for "fat" than the rest of the world.
I concur. The "fat" people that I saw in Europe would be considered almost in shape here.
 

didy

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In America every drive way leads you to a drive through. Too many fatties
 
I feel your pain Sir_Didier_Drogba.


When I drink, sometimes I just get lazy and horny, so I start flirting with chubby girls who have their tits hanging out, what can I say really? Their low self-esteem turns me on when I am buzzed....easy targets
 

INFESTA

Official
Gerrard 17 said:
I heard big girls **** better. Can you confirm this Dragan?


Hahahah. That would be even funnier if he wasn't a virgin. :(


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****, Sir_Didier_Drogba, you talk like you're Brad Pitt or something. I bet that fat chick is probably thinking you'd shag her without hesitation, but she has to make sure she doesn't get romantically involved, or she might eventually marry you and regret it for the rest of her life.

Just go out there and make us proud!
I bet you'll remember me and these words midway though it.
 

goal_machine84

Senior Squad
you arent goin mad callum...look at this way, she might be thinkin the same u know " M fallin for a 'thin' guy " :(

Talk...decide...****....end of story !
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Dragan got owned (H) I have never seen anyone get owned that badly. That was so sweet. If I were him I'd take a few days off work to recover. (Y)

INFESTA said:
****, Sir_Didier_Drogba, you talk like you're Brad Pitt or something. I bet that fat chick is probably thinking you'd shag her without hesitation, but she has to make sure she doesn't get romantically involved, or she might eventually marry you and regret it for the rest of her life.

Just go out there and make us proud!
I bet you'll remember me and these words midway though it.
Nah, I wasnt just making the assumption that because she's fat, she would **** me, I actually get the impression that she's quite keen on me from the way she acts. And I wouldnt **** Brad Pitt if he asked me, he's not my type.

AhmedK said:
I feel your pain Sir_Didier_Drogba.


When I drink, sometimes I just get lazy and horny, so I start flirting with chubby girls who have their tits hanging out, what can I say really? Their low self-esteem turns me on when I am buzzed....easy targets
Ahh, but that's my point, in my experience, one gets intoxicated, fancies a fat girl, sobers up and unfancies her sharpish. Hence why I am questioning my present sanity and the longevity of this sitaution.
 
bjmenge said:
I concur. The "fat" people that I saw in Europe would be considered almost in shape here.
That can be a positive thing too, though. By Bulgarian standards I'm definitely overweight. I lost count of how many guys I "accidentally" sent to the ground playing soccer there last summer. But by American standards, I'm doing alright. We just set the bar lower here, that's what I love about this country.
 

mika

Senior Squad
I aswell have heard that it is funner to f*ck fat girls

but then due to their size they aren't as mobile it will take too much time to switch positions so ur just stuck with missionary all the way through

but so what at least she is not gonna take you running on the beach every f*cking morning and then you know what we do??? MEDITATE!!! lmfao

"it's christmas I wanna go shopping...get my teeth whitened, laser my pussy" every f*cking day

take the fat one trust me
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
mika said:
I aswell have heard that it is funner to f*ck fat girls

but then due to their size they aren't as mobile it will take too much time to switch positions so ur just stuck with missionary all the way through

Yeah, I imagine doggy would be impossible unless you have a 15 inch dong. And while I do, I don't expect all of you guys to be as blessed as me.
 

rony31

Team Captain
best thread ever. and yes, when drunk I tend to go for fat chicks as well... not that bad since I'm not the slimmest guy though.


BTW: I dont get the Dragan joke... someone fill me in? :(
 


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