Hottest Bond Girl?

For reference, here is a list compiled by a complete idiot

http://www.listal.com/list/most-beatiful-women-james-bond

So who do you think are the hottest Bond Girls?

For me I don't even think it's that close, the hottest girl in any of the movies was Lana Wood (Plenty O'Toole "named after your father", Bond quips) who is in Diamonds are Forever for about 2 minutes.

Rounding out my top 5: Mrs. Ringo Star (Barbara Bach), Britt Ekland, Talisa Soto, and the worst actress of the bunch Denise Richards.

Olga Kurylenko.

From that list I'd go with no.5 : Claudine Auger

Britt Ekland



what a shoot btw

Haha, Eva Green in 25th.

I'd say Liz Hurley in International Man of Mystery

For some reason the link won't load on my computer, but Lana Wood is above all the Bond bitches.

Yeah, it's not loading for me now either.

Use this one, admittedly the pictures are not so good, you have to remember them from the films!

Anyway, I have actually met Britt Ekland, and she is now so absolutely unbelievable hideous that I cant vote for her no matter how hot she was.

I always thought the Russian girl in From Russia With Love had a ridiculously beautiful face, didnt know her name was Daniela Bianchi, but I'm gonna vote for her.

At the other end of the timeline, I thing Eva Green is stunning.

Round off the top five with Jane Seymour, Caroline Munro and Sophie Marceau

Though I would also absolutely love to have sex with Grace Jones and I dont care who knows it.

EDIT: Forgot to add the link http://www.bondmovies.com/girls.shtml

That movie with Grace Jones and Christopher Walken stacks up with any of the later Brosnan films as the absolute worst piece of **** I've ever seen.

I did love Seymour as Solitare, that's a good pick, and I agree about the From Russia With Love woman, although I was always troubled by her breasts which seem to be completely non-existant; they look like tiny paper party hats poking out of her shirt (i.e. a crappy 60s bra), not like actual tits.

A View To A Kill was great! Grace Jones kicking ass, German eugenics experiments, Roger Moore in a riding suit, "Sir Godfrey" etc etc...

Seymour was just beautiful, and the long nails turned me on, and I liked the idea of that sweet little white girl getting railed by all those black voodoo guys............... and before anyone points it out yes I know that in actual fact they didnt **** her because to defile her virginity would have meant the end of her psychic powers.....

The Russian girl, I just thought she had the most naturally gorgeous face, dont even remember her bust, been a long time since I saw that one....

The first few Bond movies are kind of weird to see because they haven't quite hit their stride yet. A lot of brute force from Connery and not as much technology. I get that the 60s was a more "manly" time, but watching Dr. No, From Russia, and to a lesser extent Thunderball really makes you appreciate Moore's more debonaire take on the character. Although they are a really welcome change of pace if you're watching a Bond Marathon on TV.

Oh I dont know I really like the back to basics nature of the early ones...... and the physical nature of Connery's bond. I also like the fact that, in some cases at least, the stories actually resemble regular spy stories and are at least a bit plausible.... in fact my favourite bonds are usually the more basic, believable ones.

And as much as I love Roger Moore, I think he over-camped it and over-hammed it a bit on occasions.

Honestly, I love all the Bonds, even Timothy Dalton. Well, I hate Daniel Craig, but I dont consider him a real Bond.

And the only movies I really dont like are those last two ridiculous Brosnan ones.

They'll never stop making the movies because they make so much money, but they really should have quit after Goldeneye. I don't have huge problems with any of the movies before then, but I'm not sure I've seen any of the later movies more than once all the way through.

Moore definitely hammed it up a lot, but he probably had the worst scripts by a wide margin. I've already mentioned A View to a Kill, but my god, that movie with Drax creating some aryan society in space was horrendous. Not to mention that he was ******* 57 years old when A View to a Kill came out, and well into his 50s for several others, so he had some serious physical limitations. He seemed to compensate with awful puns.

"That'll keep you in curry for a couple of weeks"

Roger Moore's finest moment

I liked Tomorrow Never Dies. Alright, the Stealth Boat was very silly, but the media mogul plot was different, Johnathan Price did it well and there were lots of good moments.

But the thing is, everyone knows World is Not Enough and Die Another Day are ****. But some people actually think Casino Royale is a 'return to form'. That annoys me.

Saw Live and Let Die (as well as several others) in the past week. Without a doubt Jane Seymour is #1. Holy god was she gorgeous.

And now I'm totally questioning anything I thought before. This seems totally crazy, but I think the 60s Bond Girls are the hottest. Dr. No has three incredible beauties in of course Ursella Andress, and also the secretary at the Foreign Office who I think is supposed to be Chinese? Not to mention the girl who plays Sylvia Trench, officially the first Bond Girl ever. Then Thunderball has Claudine Auger who is just insane. I think this thread has already discussed the hot Russian woman in From Russia With Love. Pussy Galore doesn't fit in at all, she's kind of pathetic.

The other thing is that when I was in High School I liked Roger Moore the best. HOW WRONG I WAS! Connery's movies are soooo much better, especially the first 4 which just might be the 4 best movies in the series: Dr. No, From Russia, Goldfinger, and Thunderball. The only other ones that I'd put on that level are On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Live and Let Die (which is maybe a sentimental choice).

The final thing I wanted to say is that why in the **** did they keep the same Moneypenny through A View to a Kill in 1985. She looked old as hell in Dr. No in 1962 and here we have Moore flirting with a woman who is damn near 60 ******* years old. Outrageous.

Yeah, when you started this thread I began watching all the Bond movies chronologically (Dr. No really might be my favorite now). Connery really was the perfect Bond, everyone else pales next to him.

Ilaje;3292514 said:

Yeah, when you started this thread I began watching all the Bond movies chronologically (Dr. No really might be my favorite now). Connery really was the perfect Bond, everyone else pales next to him.

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Yeah Connery is the best, though apparantly first choice was Oliver Reed who missed out only due to his boozy brawler reputation, I would have loved to have seen his take on it.