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    I love this Doctor.... :)

    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can...
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    What kind of pop-corn would you want to be?

    I like sweet popcorn.. :)
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I find...
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    just some average sigs i did when i was bored out of my mind

    Wow...very nice. I like it.
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    Last movie you watched

    I have seen Ice age 3 last month :D
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    News Of The World

    It's the ultimate firefighter Nothing like getting to a place in the fastest time, especially if you happen to be in the firefighting business. Well, how about a Nissan GT-R then, as a firefighting vehicle? That's precisely what the Nürburgring boys have now - Nissan has presented a...
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    Nokia to launch mini laptop PC

    Nokia to launch mini laptop PC HELSINKI - FINNISH telecoms giant Nokia, the world's largest mobile phone manufacturer, announced on Monday it would launch its first-ever mini laptop. The 'Booklet 3G' will weigh just 1.25 kilograms (2.8 pounds) and will measure just two centimetres (three...
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    Tech Jokes Rick, fresh out of engineering school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "22," Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he...
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    The Best Browser

    Flock browser???Maybe i will give it a try too.
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    Never thought this thread will make many respond...........
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    Health Checkup jokes An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says: "Well, Mr. Jones, you are in a perfect shape considering your age." And the man says: "Sure I am: I don't drink, I don't smoke and the good Lord takes...
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    Who is the woman at the start of that Strikeforce ad?

    wow..............Who is she????Nice body.
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    Formula One discussion - Season 2009

    micheal schumacher is back from retirement?Is that true?
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    A Tough Golf Shot Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee – landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper’s shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested “No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the...
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    The Lame Joke Thread

    A 75-year-old man went to the doctor's office to get a sperm count. The Doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as the...
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    How to play online multiplayer

    Can we do that ???Wow..I also want to know.
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    Problem with my internet.....

    What antivirus you use? sometimes antivirus block it...
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    "To serve and protect" - The police thread

    I never had a problem with police before....
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    Any ideas on what tattoo to get?

    get something that really have a meaning...That although so many years also did not bored to look.
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    Michael Carlos*son dead at 50

    Micheal Carlos*son nose,for me.....I think in Thriller aalbum,his nose look the best.
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