• This is a reminder of 3 IMPORTANT RULES:

    1- External self-promotion websites or apps are NOT allowed here, like Discord/Twitter/Patreon/etc.

    2- Do NOT post in other languages. English-only.

    3- Crack/Warez/Piracy talk is NOT allowed.

    Breaking any of the above rules will result in your messages being deleted and you will be banned upon repetition.

    Please, stop by this thread SoccerGaming Forum Rules And Guidelines and make sure you read and understand our policies.

    Thank you!

Search results

  1. H

    Manchester United Thread [2007/2008]

    Neill >>>>>>>>>>> * >>>>>>>>>> cat aids >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nani
  2. H

    Championship Playoffs - Who's Going Up?

    Be nice to see Hull or Brizzle go up, but Palace are so bolted on here. Well managed, Morrison is on fire and I love their band of youngsters. I hope they don't come up, but they will.
  3. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Cheah! It wasn't in his heart to play against us, his love for us too strong. Q. How many points have Man Utd taken off us in the last 2 seasons? A. 0.
  4. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Come join me, my Palestinian brethren, to wage holy jihad on Fat Frank Lampard. Inshallah, he shall have a fatwa placed on him. The glorious intifada of West Ham begins at Stamford Bridge today.
  5. H

    West London Filth vs. East London Heroes [P+R+P+R+P]

    Frank Lampard is fat, and a ****. West Ham will lose gloriously, our favourite thing to do against Chelsea is to score early-ish, and then concede 4. Discuss.
  6. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Yeah, I live in Gaza.
  7. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Wow, that's a sobriquet I hope we hold for a while. The Pride of East London, The Academy of Football, Tevez's Former Club. I hate Yossi Benayoun, and I delighted in his terrible performance the other night.
  8. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Que pasa amigos? I'm here, happily with my gut hanging over my belt - looking resplendent in claret and blue polyester. Should have had a point against the Gooners, looking forward to playing that cunner Reo Cancer again, shame Marlon's being blamed for that draw with the Yids, he's just a...
  9. H

    West Ham must be cursed. Dyer breaks leg.

    Going down.
  10. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Noble = pimp. AND he looks exactly like Bonzo :*********)
  11. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Oh yes, not 24 hours after I post this my parents come back from England and bring me a shiny new replica kit with XL on the front. Turns out I actually am an XL, but it's still not the greatest of kits for a fat bloke to wear. Never mind. PS. We will lose to Brum on Saturday, nothing surer.
  12. H

    West 'Aaaaaaaam 07/08 *Sponsored by the fat blokes who can't wear our replica kit*

    Well, I'm one of them, and I'd look dumb with 'XL' across my chest. I'm an XXL. No flair, no creativity, no Yossi, no Carlitos, Citeh killed us, we lack a decent left back, we lack depth in midfield, we lack depth up front, we get injured for fun. Thank God for Mark Noble and Lucas Neill...
  13. H

    What is The greatest skill Witnessed In a Football Match?

    Christian Dailly scoring with his bollocks vs. Ipswich, Playoff Semi Final 03/04. "Pure majik min"
  14. H

    West Ham United Thread [2006-07] - Sponsored by Alan Pardew's cat, Dave

    Nah, Dave left his sponsorship behind. If I could put a new sponsor on it would be "Carlitos' neck scar" or "Pardew's adultery with Carl Fletcher's wife". Anyways, I'm still not confident about staying up but we've been gorgeous to watch the past few weeks.
  15. H

    West Ham United Thread [2005-06] Sponsored by the EPL and no-one posting in it.

    We don't play Liverpool again. We're still struggling, but it was a good win. Anyone notice this is actually last year's thread? Anyway. LAST TEAM AT HIGHBURY FIRST TEAM AT THE EMIRATES 4 MEETINGS - 10 POINTS 5 FOR 2 AGAINST That's in capitals because I'm excited about it, and I hope Arsene...
  16. H

    West Ham United Thread [2005-06] Sponsored by the EPL and no-one posting in it.

    It wasn't the two Argies, it was the cancer involved at the club. Pardew's dalliance with a player's wife, said player sold. Bling clique formed and excluding others. Captain throwing a strop at decent players coming in and challenging his fiefdom. Gambling culture (paying off Etherington's...
  17. H

    West Ham United Thread [2005-06] Sponsored by the EPL and no-one posting in it.

    Last year's thread was so amazy. This year's thread much more doom and gloom. We've been down for ages, you can't lose to Watford and Charlton and expect to stay up.
  18. H

    West Ham United Thread [2006-07] - Sponsored by Alan Pardew's cat, Dave

    We were relegated already, so in that sense it really doesn't matter. But come on - haven't we suffered enough?
  19. H

    Prem players to poor to afford proper pooping, forced to steal

    Sure, I loved him once. But that...that was a long time ago.
  20. H

    Frank Lampard signs for Aston Villa!

    This forum is mongtastic these days, and this picture is funny as buggery. Den so wise.
Top