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Are you a hacker?

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Larry

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http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.
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If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.
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:rolleyes:
 
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santino

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45 minute max?

i can still hack in that time:crazyboy:


by the way.....that parent should lay off the heroine
 
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Deutschland

Starting XI
Poll

I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
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Glorious

Starting XI
it doesn't always have to be their 'son' who knows i bet girls are good hackers too! :o :S

you never know in internet land! :o
 
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Dan the monkey

Guest
Originally posted by Glorious_Fan
it doesn't always have to be their 'son' who knows i bet girls are good hackers too! :o :S

you never know in internet land! :o
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Why are you a hacker?
 
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Parra Power

Manager
he's definately taking the piss (H)

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.
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They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.
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santino

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Originally posted by Thelonious
its obviously fake
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see, that was me joking...u kno what a joke is? people make jokes, i was giving it a shot there, i guess it didn't work

but that was me attempting to make a joke
 
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