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Sir Calumn
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You watch the X FactorOriginally posted by Shindig
I hate that fella on X Factor that thinks he's rock.
Yes, mate. You're rock because you have a guitar.
Yes, mate. You're rock because you can strum about 3 notes on the thing before fully grabbing the mic stand like an attention whore.
Yes, mate. You're rock because your hair has a slight hint of red.
Yes, mate. You're rock because your name is Tabby. Lovely name.
Yes, mate. You're proving your 'rockness' by being exploited on national TV whilst playing to an audience who's average age is 63.
Congratulations, you're a rockstar, ya dumb bastard!