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Best pick up lines

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sphinx

Club Supporter
Me and a couple of mates were playing soccer and one of them had just been to hooters. Hes a twat so of course he used the lamest pick up lines on this 40 year old botoxed up lady. But if hes in to that whatever. But that day i heard the best pick up line yet. Hey do you want to play house? you can be the door and ill slam your A$$ all night long. Feel free to add but dont bash me for my grammer.
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
You may not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light-switch away (H)
 
N

newbie original

We apologize for keeping the yellow too long
Yellow Card
Right now, right now.....at this very moment, you are in possession of a grand total of 206 bones. Are you in requirement of the 207th bone tonight?
 
theo

theo

VII
Did we go to different schools together? (H)
Woow... are those real? :browsmiley:
Is your skirt from outta space? cause that ass definetly ain't from this planet. :icon_spin:
 
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Run DMB

MVP
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee? Cause your dialect makes you sound like a lobotomy patient.

I botched that, didn't I?
 
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Seán D

fm prodigy
I heard these two beauty's last night:

"If you were a McDonald's burger you'd be called the MC Gorgeous"

and

"I think there is something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number!"
 
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