Best pick up lines

[Bobby]

"I know Bobby from SG."

That would work and you know it.

 

[Mandieta6]

Would? No.
Does? Yes.

 

[Dipanjan]

"I looks could kill, You are a weapon of mass destruction."

 

[Mandieta6]

Huh, I actually found this thread yesterday... coincidence.

 

[Áļéאָ]

"I looks could kill, You are a weapon of mass destruction."

It's hard for me to tell.. what's greater, your stupidity, your bad english or your lack of skill in thread digging.


Lets just call it a 3-way tie. 3-way, so, prepare for unforeseen consequences.

 

[Dipanjan]

Its very hard for me to judge.....what's worse, your behaviour against stupids, or thread diggers.

Nah, Its you lack of kindness against Dipanjan.

Test me. I will prevail.

 

[Filipower]

You thought it couldn't get worse, Alex?

 

[newbie original]

"I'm bleeding......give me your damn neck, bitch!"

 

[Filipower]

"SG? Never heard of it."

 

[Áļéאָ]

you thought it couldn't get worse, alex?

...

 

[Jambo Den]

*Lick finger and wipe it on her blouse* "Let’s get you out of those wet clothes"

"Let's play French Military, I lie down and you blow the f*ck out of me"

"I can't say I know much about flowers but you can put your two lips round me cock" (Tulips, geddit? )

"Fancy going halfers on a bastard?"

"You're so hot I'm erecting a monument in your honour as we speak"

But, if you ever want a masterclass in the art of chatting up the ladies, I refer you to this Great British institution:

 

[Dipanjan]

Amazing, But have you checked it out practically?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I have. All of those lines are ace! Highly recommended, 5 stars!!!!!

 

[Mandieta6]

Poor mixafendis, and I mean that.

Btw, you wouldn't believe how much ass you can tap with the 'Bobby' line.

 

[Áļéאָ]

Jew underage attact, beware

 

[Jaboldinho]

 

[Keegan]

"I've got a 12" **** and a dozen roses and a pick-up truck"

Rodney Carrington says it, so it must be true.