Carlos*ing off at a train station?

[Hans]

Bull**** jatin - everyone knows that Indian trains are nothing more than mass homosexual orgies. I figured this out after I realised those people cant be there for genuine reasons of transportation as there's absolutely nowhere in India worth going to.

Anyway, I am curious, have any of you ever considered whacking one off outside the comfort of your own home? I have been waiting for trains at deserted stations, hours to kill, nothing to do and seriously thought about it. I have a friend who jerked off in a plane toilet at 33'000 feet, he reckons it's a record.

I once had an easy test at college, and the second test were still 2 hours away. While I was waiting, I saw this 40 year old MILF-esque lecturer of mine coming out of the lift with a mini skirt that shows her finely sculptured legs. She said "hi", and I, as a polite student that I am, smiled at her...

Then I went to the computer lab to browse the net, and since there was a test underway, noone was there, and then I was thinking to myself, wouldn't it be fun if I got caught cheating by her on my next test ? I started fantasizing that, and in my fantasy I imagine her to tell me to get into her room for further punishment. And the only punisment she finds appropiate for my cheating is to **** her like crazy, cos' she got a 60 year old husband at home who couldn't barely erect... I just went Carlos*ing-off in the computer lab...

 

[jatin]

I once had an easy test at college, and the second test were still 2 hours away. While I was waiting, I saw this 40 year old MILF-esque lecturer of mine coming out of the lift with a mini skirt that shows her finely sculptured legs. She said "hi", and I, as a polite student that I am, smiled at her...

Then I went to the computer lab to browse the net, and since there was a test underway, noone was there, and then I was thinking to myself, wouldn't it be fun if I got caught cheating by her on my next test ? I started fantasizing that, and in my fantasy I imagine her to tell me to get into her room for further punishment. And the only punisment she finds appropiate for my cheating is to **** her like crazy, cos' she got a 60 year old husband at home who couldn't barely erect... I just went Carlos*ing-off in the computer lab...

Why did you need to imagine when you had a computer in front of you?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Haha a whole thread full of people talking about masturbation, but as soon as Hans posts it suddenly becomes ewwwww

 

[nird]

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[Filipower]

 

[Mandieta6]

Considering how ****ty this section has been lately, resurrecting old threads should become a thing.

 

[1966+2006]

Completely forgot about this.
Aaah, to be sixteen.

 

[VanTheMan]

i once tried it from my building terrace...its like 8 floors high...and i wanted to know if it gravity has a better effect on it or water...
ended up falling on the 1st floor lady's balcony...
but hell yeah it did travel down fast !

 

[Sir Calumn]

Reasons why gays should not be allowed to join the navy:

They cant swim
They attract enemy radar
They attract sharks
They nudge each other whilst their shooting
They always insist on sitting at the Captain's Table
They muck about

Imagine the fear of having a gay man on board a ship. Imagine going to bed thinking "will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You cant run a ship like that.