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Carlos*ing off at a train station?

i was just at the local train station, and this old guy (i'm guessing 70 yrs old) was standing in the corner and Carlos*ing off through his trouser pocket in public.
i couldnt believe it and neither could anyone else.
he was smiling and had both hands down his pants.
erm yeah, anyone else ever experienced something like this? :D
 
LOL!!!!! BECAUSE HIS USERNAME IS "night" AND YOU CHANGED IT AROUND TO BE "last night" AND INCLUDED A GAY JOKE!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
 

Mandieta6

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I thought it might be Pee Wee, but then again, it was a train station and not the movies, and he came in his pocket, and not on othewr people.... bukkake.
 
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Sir Calumn

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I was on the tube the other day when this guy gets on drinking and smoking and putting his feet on the seats.... which outraged me as they are against the sacred tube regulations.... he literally sat right across from me, pulled down his pants and started rubbing his dick. He couldnt seem to get hard, just rubbed. Anyway I got up and moved to the end of the carriage, but then I realised that if he wanted to pursue me I had trapped myself in at the end, and I was absolutely terrified for two minutes until we got to the next stop and I got off and ran to another carriage. Honestly there is nothing more frightening that seeing a guy pull out his dick and start jerking right infront of you, he had prison tats aswell so he could obviously kick my ass and was obviously into rough anal.
 

-William-

Starting XI
All I know is that during summer downtown Florence is full of old British weirdos.
One time for example, I was with 3 friends of mine at this Irish Pub, we were speaking italian, suddenly we hear these 4 40 year-old guys next to us say: [in a scottish accent] "do you think these kids would get drink with a couple of pints?" "haha, you never know, but they are quite good looking..hehe".. Since me and my friends all speak english, and noticed these weirdos staring at us, we told them to **** off before we called some of our fascist friends and beat them up :$. They actually fell for it, or who knows that they thought, but they decided to leave the pub.

Another time I was meeting some friends downtown, then a friend of mine arrived a bit early, so it was just me and my friend waiting for the other people. Suddenly, we see this old dude like 50, come out of the most expensive hotel in Florence and ask us with an English accent if we wanted to go back to the hotel with him, me and friend just start cracking up and then we realized this guy wasn't kidding, so we just walked away.

For some reason it is always British dudes, so by now you can probably guess what I my opinion on British guys is (H)
 

jatin

Reserve Team
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2333203 said:
I was on the tube the other day when this guy gets on drinking and smoking and putting his feet on the seats.... which outraged me as they are against the sacred tube regulations.... he literally sat right across from me, pulled down his pants and started rubbing his dick. He couldnt seem to get hard, just rubbed. Anyway I got up and moved to the end of the carriage, but then I realised that if he wanted to pursue me I had trapped myself in at the end, and I was absolutely terrified for two minutes until we got to the next stop and I got off and ran to another carriage. Honestly there is nothing more frightening that seeing a guy pull out his dick and start jerking right infront of you, he had prison tats aswell so he could obviously kick my ass and was obviously into rough anal.

See, Your trains are juat too damn empty.
That wont happen in one of these:
 


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