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Carlos*ing off at a train station?

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Sir Calumn

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Bull**** jatin - everyone knows that Indian trains are nothing more than mass homosexual orgies. I figured this out after I realised those people cant be there for genuine reasons of transportation as there's absolutely nowhere in India worth going to.

Anyway, I am curious, have any of you ever considered whacking one off outside the comfort of your own home? I have been waiting for trains at deserted stations, hours to kill, nothing to do and seriously thought about it. I have a friend who jerked off in a plane toilet at 33'000 feet, he reckons it's a record.
 
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jatin

Reserve Team
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2333772 said:
Bull**** jatin - everyone knows that Indian trains are nothing more than mass homosexual orgies. I figured this out after I realised those people cant be there for genuine reasons of transportation as there's absolutely nowhere in India worth going to.
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(H)
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2333772 said:
Bull**** jatin - everyone knows that Indian trains are nothing more than mass homosexual orgies. I figured this out after I realised those people cant be there for genuine reasons of transportation as there's absolutely nowhere in India worth going to.

Anyway, I am curious, have any of you ever considered whacking one off outside the comfort of your own home? I have been waiting for trains at deserted stations, hours to kill, nothing to do and seriously thought about it. I have a friend who jerked off in a plane toilet at 33'000 feet, he reckons it's a record.
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I have done it in my car (bad idea) and in the bathroom at work (great idea) (H)
 
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Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
A kid got caught at my school doing it in class. Not toilet, not behind that big tree, oh no, in the class. Now apparantly seeing a psychiatrist or something, at least he didn't come.
 
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Sir Calumn

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I never had a tug at school, though the temptation was there. Neither have I done it at work, though now I am near the end of my emplyment I am tempted to go down to the basement and have a quick goodbye splurge over the confidential files
 
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CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Have done in:

Bathrooms at work. Bathrooms at school. Sitting in my office at work with the door closed after receiving unexpected porn in email.

But I've also had sex with women in all those places...so that balances out the wank-fest. (H)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
CarlosDanger;2333933 said:
Have done in:

Bathrooms at work. Bathrooms at school. Sitting in my office at work with the door closed after receiving unexpected porn in email.

But I've also had sex with women in all those places...so that balances out the wank-fest. (H)
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That must have been one skanky whore* if she let you screw her in the school bathrooms :|




*Here's where I find out she later became his wife :(
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
CarlosDanger;2333978 said:
Nah... if I was lying, I would have said better places than that.:(

Airplanes, buses etc...(H)
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Carlos can the act, we all know you're still a virgin, afterall, you have absolutely no proof to the contrary
 
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CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2334283 said:
That must have been one skanky whore* if she let you screw her in the school bathrooms :|




*Here's where I find out she later became his wife :(
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High School GF. She was eager all the time. Stairwells, washrooms, parks, doorways....crazy.
 
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jatin

Reserve Team
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2334285 said:
Carlos can the act, we all know you're still a virgin, afterall, you have absolutely no proof to the contrary
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Sure he does, look at his sig.


*Ruined the joke.. didn't i? *
 
ShiftyPowers

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Will;2334249 said:
Having a wank at work = getting paid to wank = (H)
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When I was 16-19 during summers I worked in a machine shop as the bitch, and HATED it. Eventually I had a solid hour long block in the middle of my day where I'd sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and then take a 30 minute lunch. I wasn't taking a crap either, I just sat on top and read the paper. One day I realized that I could wank in the bathroom and accomplish even more (H)

That was not a joke :(
 
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CarlosDanger

Starting XI
ShiftyPowers;2334503 said:
When I was 16-19 during summers I worked in a machine shop as the bitch, and HATED it. Eventually I had a solid hour long block in the middle of my day where I'd sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and then take a 30 minute lunch. I wasn't taking a crap either, I just sat on top and read the paper. One day I realized that I could wank in the bathroom and accomplish even more (H)

That was not a joke :(
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But did you ever sneak a copy of the Sears underwear catalogue out of the paper for a quick peak? ;)
 
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