Chyrgy - Uncut

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I know what you're all thinking - this forum doesnt have enough chyrgy.

This thread is for all chyrgy, all of the time.

Chyrgy giving his insights on footballs
Chyrgy sharing his cool, edgy stories
Chyrgy on booze
Chyrgy gives practical drugs advice you can use
Chyrgy shows us his human side with some of his classic one liners.

ALL CHYRGY. ALL THE TIME.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

A question from one of our viewers:

Dear Chyrgy,

Things have stepped down a bit at work lately and I feel it's time for me the take up a hobby. I am having trouble deciding between fishing and drugs. Please could you extol for me the relative costs and merits of these two noble activities to aid me in reaching my decision.

 

[yoyo913]

You didn't mention drug talk. I think he should give us an update every time he takes a drug. I would like him to tell us if he's too incapacited to post. In such case if he cannot post then he should do so later and indicate the severity of his previous state.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Sorry yoyo there are so many different, fascinating and diverse aspects to chyrgy's character sometimes when I think about him I completely forget about drugs. I want him to describe the highs and the lows, before during and after - I want to hear about the quality of his coke, the quantity he takes, how he feels, what he does, how it tastes, I want to hear EVERYTHING, EVERY MINUTE. I want constant, unrelenting updates. post after post after post.

 

[kp41]

shouldn't this go to lounge Mr. Mod?

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

we've had another letter

Dear Chyrgy,

firstly I just wanted to say how cool i think it is that you take drugs and drink so much, you are like a modern day rock star and an inspiration to us all. I would like to know, what is the most high/wasted you have ever been? Please could you tell me about it. also, what were the best drugs you ever took? again, please tell me about it in detail.

A. Fan

 

[Mandieta6]

People seem to forget I'm not a mod anymore. Someone PMed me their question for you:

Chygry,

I'm a big sports guy. I like classy clothes and Bond movies. I like to go out drinking and getting chicks and I work in the US military. You could say I'm a guy's guy. But lately, I've just been feeling empty. Lately the only thing that really gets me through the day is the hazing we pull on the new recruits (haircuts, bars of soaps in their ass, strip cooking, etc). More and more, the idea of using drugs to get away from it all is becoming more and more appealing. I used to worry about heroin because, you know, STDs and stuff but lately, well, um, I just don't worry about it as much. Nevermind. Anyway, do you think drugs could help me deal with issues?

Patriot

 

[chygry]

You didn't mention drug talk. I think he should give us an update every time he takes a drug. I would like him to tell us if he's too incapacited to post. In such case if he cannot post then he should do so later and indicate the severity of his previous state.

What? Lately it has been people like Nady, ShiftyPowers and others starting the drug stories. The latter one by Shifty I decided to ignore for example. Done with this shit. Not with the gear but the drug talk. Although I'm perfectly willing to respond to a question that's actually serious.

What the hell is this anyway? You guys are overreacting and still.. This thread? I don't know how to feel, puzzled or just laugh. Sir_Didier_Drogba has finally lost the plot for good.

And oh what? So it's perfectly okay to say that you enjoyed that coffee at Starbucks last evening but mentioning a fine line you might have had is bad? That's double standards! I haven't mentioned any drugs in a while even. Get over it already. Booze or drugs or god knows what it's all the same if you're a capable human being and manage to behave on them. I see no harm in them at all, hasn't done a single bad thing to me expect emptying my pockets. Life is short why not enjoy it while at it? Stuff's part of my life, but doesn't mean it's something I couldn't live without. Fun once in a while, gets boring when done too often. I wouldn't have even bothered with a replay but what do you know I'm at it again! You don't even wanna know (which I think kind of is the point of this thread).

I go on about drugs I get flamed for it, I stop it you make a thread about me mentioning drug use. Make up your mind already which one do you prefer. Perhaps create a drug subforum while at it and make me a mod. On a gaming forum. Very few of the things I said were meant with extreme seriousity just for your information. Thanks for the good WTF laugh you gave me. I'm done don't know why I even replied. Hope you're satisfied for some time now. Let me know when you feel like being entertained again.

 

[chygry]

People seem to forget I'm not a mod anymore. Someone PMed me their question for you:

I get it! For Mandieta6 being a mod is like drugs are for me. The guy's obsessed about it and has to bring it up once in a while. Somebody make him a mod in that subforum where people complain once in a while. The one that's just below the soccer one. Can't remember its name. You can yellow card newbie once in a while. Perhaps your overall bitterness goes down a tad bit then.

EDIT: used the expression "in a while" too much... got rid of a few of them

 

[Mandieta6]

Are you going to address the questions?

 

[chygry]

Are you going to address the questions?

I haven't even read them. Okay I checked them out. They're just plain stupid.

It's not serious but
"Anyway, do you think drugs could help me deal with issues?"
Trying to resolve your problems by consuming booze/drugs (especially when you feel down) is something not worthy of doing. They'll just make them worse. Just for your information I never drink or snort do deal with "issues". Anyway enough of this charade. Yeah I might have mentioned them a little bit too much, I might do them more often than I should but don't you worry about it.

Just noticed that part. Oh now you got me going. You need to be more specific about your issues. I could name tons of stuff but wouldn't recommend them. For example narcolepsy can be considereed as an issue and GHB deals with it! Anyway I'm done for now.

 

[Mandieta6]

I hope Patriot finds your comments helpful.

 

[chygry]

I said everything there was to say about the matter. What was I supposed to do? Recommend him cocaine? I never recommend anyone drugs, yet again I have no problem with it if someone does them, unless it's just to keep sadness at bay or something like that. You might feel better for a few hours and then probably even feel worse later on. Nah..

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

WHAT? Not even on the second page yet!? I want MORE. MORE POSTS, MORE CHYRGY, MORE DRUG TALK, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

What are you taking right now? Is it good? Is it as good as what you had last night? What are you doing now? Please rate your high on a scale between 1-10. Can you describe the high? Would you recommend this high to other people?

 

[chygry]

Give it a rest already. The same joke isn't funny five times in a row. Or better yet, delete this thread.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Come on! You love talking about this stuff! For the first time you're actually being ASKED to make the kind of posts you always make, and now you dont want to!?

 

[chygry]

Obviously you don't feel too highly about me talking about that stuff so why would I? I don't want to annoy people with that anymore. Alright? Ok I'm having a beer. Happy?

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I dont get you? You post about these things EVERYWHERE except when someone directly asks you about them, then you refuse. You coy bugger you!

 

[Arnau]

He is a flop, cant perfom under pressure.

 

[chygry]

I don't remember the last time I even mentioned a drug. This thread doesn't count, nor does the one where Nady started asking me questions.

I mean I don't really have to, it should be very obvious from my posting style when well.. you know. And you're probably getting it from that.

He is a flop, cant perfom under pressure.

Incorrect. I very rarely even do feel pressure! Especially right now since this thread is just silly! Let alone performing on it whatever you meant by that.