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Clerks 2 !!!

pasion1

Senior Squad
awesome movie. If you liked part 1, you'll love this one. The ending dialogue is fantastic (very tense), it follows the theme of part 1 (but changes the message dramatically) and it was funny as ****!

The "STar Wars" vs. "Lord of the Rings" trilogy argument has to be seen to believed. I couldnt stop laughing. <See Randal's "reacting of the Trilogy" might have been the funniest thing I saw in years.>

This might be the best KEvin Smith "series" movie to date (Ignoring JErsey Girl, which I didnt see)

Order : Best to worst

1) Clerks 2 (Im serious, I absolutely loved this movie)
2) Clerks
3) Jay and Silent boy strike back (LOL , I know its the dumbest of the series, but I had a blast watching it)
4) Chasing Amy
5) Dogma
6) Mallrats (never liked this one too much, even JAy and Silent bob are ok in this )
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
C'mon, bro. How can you rate Dogma so low?


Anyway, I've gotta see this flick.............like NOW! Even though the entire movie, scene by scene has been already blown for me by my older brother, I'm still amped as **** on wanting to see it.
 
V

Virgo

Guest
Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?

this quote from the first one is still priceless after all these years (H)
 

pasion1

Senior Squad
Yossarian said:
C'mon, bro. How can you rate Dogma so low?


Anyway, I've gotta see this flick.............like NOW! Even though the entire movie, scene by scene has been already blown for me by my older brother, I'm still amped as **** on wanting to see it.

I love Dogma. But it's more like:

These are GREAT: Clerks 2, Clerks, Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Dogma.....

These are Ok: Mallrats.
 

#1 Stunna

The Alpha Mexican
Im just worried Clerks 2 wont live up to being even half as good as the original.

:Bow: Clerks

The amount of lines I now use is in my everyday life from Clerks is just ridiculous. :$
 

Nuno

Starting XI
Clerks 2 is way better than the original IMO. I haven't laughed that much in a long time. Everyone is funnier this time around.
 
call me crazy, but the only Kev Smith movie I really like is the original Clerks. The rest are ok, but meh IMO..

Haven't seen Clerks Two yet, but for some reason I think it'll be impossible to beat the charm and low-budget appeal of the first one.
 

kickin_kyle

Senior Squad
Saw this last night and was really dissapointed. I only laughed twice, during the trilogy argument and when Jay+Silent Bob were dancing. There were some 'ha' moments as well but over all very boring, the whole theatre pretty much agreed.
 

Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
kickin_kyle said:
Saw this last night and was really dissapointed. I only laughed twice, during the trilogy argument and when Jay+Silent Bob were dancing. There were some 'ha' moments as well but over all very boring, the whole theatre pretty much agreed.

Blah. That's what I was afraid of.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
Movie snobs say things like that. Being that I'm not a movie snob, I can't take someone serious when they say "I only laughed twice" to a movie EVERYONE ELSE I know who has seen it thinks it's one of the funniest movies in a long time.

The Jay dance I hear is him doing the dance of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs when he's putting on his lipstick and tucking back his piece. And yes I'm VERY excited about that.
 
C

Callum

Guest
Its hilarious, I liked it. And thats before I watched the original clerks, and clerks was funny, but 2 is better imo. And "I only laughed twice" is a lie, its only cause u didnt want yourself to.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
It's kind of like a music snob. A Music snob is someone that will never listen to anything on the radio and always looks down at your collection or taste in music if you don't know who some obscure band who's the "next big thing" is.

A movie snob refers to movies as "films" and seems to care more about lighting and acting than they care about the entire experience of the movie.
 

Hakeem

Superman
just watched it, it was good. funny yes, but many things I didnt like.

Kinky Kelly was funny, the dances were funny, the trilogy discussion was funny, Jason Lee was funny. Now, Randall got really annoying this time, and Dante looks totally gay.
 

JuventusForever

Reserve Team
We don't have it around here yet, but i'll run to see it. I liked most of his movies (besides Jersey Girl, although it had funny parts too). Jay and Silent Bob are just hilarious charachters plus he has George Carlin in most of his films too.

Can't wait!
 


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