Discussion in 'SG Players Lounge' started by ZePenguin, Oct 13, 2001.
Here's an idea, post here what you have on your clipboard, don't change it whatever it is !
I havn't got anything copied..........
try tomorrow then
Oh well, i ain't got nothing on my clipboard....
er, urm ah.............
That's what I got.
ZePrengiun really does smell bad
Sorry thats what was on my Clipboard
i was expecting a better joke from you Phil *bends down head in disappointment*
Well and the dumbest ass in the world is trying to tell me, the smartest moron, what to do
a IRC nickname
Virus Warning - Read this NOW!
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms yourATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporate undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat
up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send to everyone .....
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
BTW, nice thread
OK, I swear I don't know what' here:
Nome Completo: Renivaldo Pereira de Jesus
Data Nascimento: 09-02-1974
Naturalidade: Vitória da Conquista
1ª Equipa em Portugal: FC Porto
Equipa Actual: FC Porto
Hey ZePen, you started the thread, it would be cool if you posted your CONTROL+V. No cheating!
It was posted by Stevie B, and I found it, and I was gonna send it to somebody
LOL that's an old thread here you go :
I really like looking back to old threads
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