Reuters-07-18-2003 03:18:PM(Eastern Time)-Police were devestated today when a crazy man known only as Hans dug up the dead teeth joke and raped it. Bystanders who were leaving wreaths were shocked and dramatized. This incident has already brought up disputes within politics. Former US President, Bill Clinton, had this to say, "All I can say is he should of got oral." Police have begun a manhunt for the man. And for the time being the FBI will be set up near the burial of the teeth joke, known by many as TJ.
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Fifa 2004 for only £29.99!
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If you read my other posts you'd catch that I was making a theme of the killing of the teeth joke. That's all that FIFA Haters have now, and now it's been overused.Originally posted by Hans
Mate, there is only one Recain aka Lex . . .
The kid's a poor bastard who can't afford the game, I don't consider him either of those.
syaz_wan03
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and....surely 1 cd i think!
Exactly, I`m not a FIFA hater. I`m a fan actually, a very good fan, and a good fan will criticise when things are not right. If I`m a FIFA hater then why should I always bought their game since their first series ? Why can`t some people understand that what I do, what I said is for EA`s own good ? So they can improve, so they can finally understand on how to deliver a good football game. I`m not a blinded fanboy, who will praise EA for whatever crap and flaws they made. I will question and criticise every single flaws and strange misplaced stuff I see either on videos even 200 by 200 pixels screenshot, yes screenshot don`t move, but seeing a right footed del Piero kicking with his left is more than enough that EA hasn`t pay that attention to details ( again ). Yes I`m a highly demanding customer and fan, but it`s all simply because I want my money, and your money, hell even fanboys` money worth it. Maybe I`m not a rich spoilt boy who can spend US$ 30 whenever he wants for some good white brushed teeth, but for my south east Asia student livin` standard US$ 30 is my six months savings, and damn well if only I knew in FIFA 2003 that i won`t be able to head the ball, I wouldn`t buy it.
I dunno, if you were a fan why would you keep going on a lame teeth joke?
Well he said he complained about the game. Teeth has nothing to do with the game.
when the first info of fifa 2004 came out.. ea said something about having individual teeth models.. so thats where the whole hans fetish teeth started.. is just a lame attempt at being sarcastic..(face it hans.. it was lame from the beginning 
) because they can made perfect teeth but no gameplay...
) because they can made perfect teeth but no gameplay...