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Happy Birthday Shifty!!!

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Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Just wanted to wish my Slavic brother Shifty (Run DMB) a very happy birthday, or as they say in Dullgaria: Честит рожден ден!

Definitely one of the funnier and more respectable members of these forums, and I must say that you're not half bad..even for a Vulgarian. (H)

I'm sure you're out somewhere celebrating with your family with some Bulgarian "rakija" and sacrificing 21 gypsies to your heathen god Hristo to celebrate your 21st in true Bulgaria fashion

ZIVIO ;)
 
J

Jambo Den

Fan Favourite
Честит рожден ден!

I'm thinking of going to Bulgaria for my holidays. What quality are the hookers over there? Any chance I could crap on their chests (for an economically competitive price, naturally. Can't be doing with these Steamer tariffs!) :kader:
 
MaSsiVe

MaSsiVe

Manager
Staff member
Moderator

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Happy Birthday dude!
 
A

Avalanche

Senior Squad
Честит рожден ден!

Sorry, that's all the Bulgarian I know.
 
I

INFESTA

Official


Happy Birthday, Shifty!
I still think it's weird your parents gave you and your brother ShiftyPowers the same name, though. But that's probably a gypsy thing.

I'll leave you a short message in your language:
Честит деде рожден сти a3 с3ест думом ден!
[Have a great one, long live the Democratic Totalitarian Republic of Bulgaria!]


МУЗИКА

Далеч оттук е може би студено.
И може би е мокро и открито.
Две котки - омърлушени и свити -
персичат булеварда на червено.

И сякаш за спасение - небето
се спуска тук по нотната си стълба
и сяда при пианото, което
притихнало, приличаше на гълъб.

Ръцете ти се сливат със клавишите:
сами клавиши и самите музика.
Ако те има, Господи на нищото,
благодаря за деветте ти музи!

А котките - бемоли и диези -
пресичат стълбицата на небето,
където е студено и където
звукът е вече жезъл.
 
R

Run DMB

MVP
Thanks guys, I really appreciate it!

Special thanks to Draganovic for starting this thread. He even used his connections to get the Denmark national team to suck extra hard today, so the US could win 3-1.

I got pulled over for speeding today, first time I've ever been pulled over in five years driving. I just tried to say "sir" as many times as possible when talking to the cop. He let me off with just a warning. What pissed me off though is that he said he clocked me in at 77 mph when I swear I was only doing 72, 73 tops (which is still 7-8 mph over the limit). Oh well.
Jambo Den;2262751 said:
I'm thinking of going to Bulgaria for my holidays. What quality are the hookers over there? Any chance I could crap on their chests (for an economically competitive price, naturally. Can't be doing with these Steamer tariffs!) :kader:
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Your chances are better in Deutschland. But the hookers are otherwise top-notch. Especially the underage ones, we have a great youth program.
Vagegast;2262800 said:
F*ck the Chicago Fire but I love you, Shifty. Happy birthday from an Afghan.
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The feeling is mutual, just replace "Chicago Fire" with "DC United"
INFESTA;2263246 said:
Happy Birthday, Shifty!
I still think it's weird your parents gave you and your brother ShiftyPowers the same name, though. But that's probably a gypsy thing.

I'll leave you a short message in your language:
Честит деде рожден сти a3 с3ест думом ден!
[Have a great one, long live the Democratic Totalitarian Republic of Bulgaria!]

МУЗИКА

Далеч оттук е може би студено.
И може би е мокро и открито.
Две котки - омърлушени и свити -
персичат булеварда на червено..
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Haha, where did you find all that stuff? What's with all the Cyrillic, when did you westerners become so erudite?

Anyway, thanks again to everyone who posted in this thread. Volen Siderov salutes you all!



 
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