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I Love Asian People.

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Voltaic Borusse

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I got into a minute fender bender accident en route to work right INFRONT of a cop this morning. OK, I hit the back of this Asian guy's Rav4, only causing minor scratchs. So the cop asks for my liscense and insurance. I tell the cop that I don't have any insurance and that I'm in the process of getting it set up. But he decides to write me a ticket anyway. Then the Asian guy (wish I knew his name) starts pleading with the cop to not give me a ticket. The cop says OK and I get off scott-free. How ******* cool is that? I love Asian people.
 
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Voltaic Borusse

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It funny, because a day before I was given an affidavit to report to court ... for possessing an open of bottle alcohol in public! Rediculous. That's a $100 fine right there.
 
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gagiz

Senior Squad
Your just jealous because your not Asian...and neither am i when i think about it.Wow thats chill man.Usually they try to get the most money out of a situation like that.Thats why they cell cigs and booze to lil kids in deps for...but yes you gotta love asian people...for selling underaged kids alcohol... :lui:
 
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::shinji::

Min
I bought all kinds of booze, dope, and cigarettes when I was underaged and not once did I obtain it from anyone remotely Asian. Way to use the proverbial paintbrush there..

where you from again?
 
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gagiz

Senior Squad
::shinji:: said:
I bought all kinds of booze, dope, and cigarettes when I was underaged and not once did I obtain it from anyone remotely Asian. Way to use the proverbial paintbrush there..

where you from again?
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Montreal.Most of the dep owners here are either Asian or Arab.I swear to god its true.Not to sound mean or anything but thats the way it is.Who owns deps in Ontario?
 
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Aleex

Banned [Multiple Accounts]
Life Ban
Damn, stop being a rasist!!! What that guy's race had anything to do with him being a good person?! All people that keep mansioning race as some kind of a factor are retards. Grow up, use your head for once...
 
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RUSI

El Merengue Argentino
I am not trying to be racist in any way, but people who are from outside the US are a lot nicer and friendlier than an American. Especially in a situation like yours...

I bet that feeling was as good as sex when the cop said O.K., VB :D
 
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Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Asian cops are nice, this one Asian cop pulled me over for going 82 on a 35 but took it down to 64 and saved me from a reckless driving ticket.
 
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Krypton X

Senior Squad
Since we're all making sweeping racial/sexist generalisations here. I'd like to confess that I always bolt like hell whenever I see an Indian ticket inspector on the train.
I actually like Indians but not when they have a pen and ticket book and are heading my way.

I can usually talk Caucasian and other ticket inspectors into not giving me a fine. Like this one time all I had to do was tell this South African guy "c'mon mate, this is my 1st time, i always buy a ticket" and he just goes "ok but don't do it again" and walks off. But there's no way in the world that you could pull off something like that with an Indian inspector. As soon as you try to reason with them they just hand you the fine with this huge grin on their face.

So what I do is just run and cross from one carriage to the next until the train stops at the nearest station. They'll chase you for a while but then they'll give up once they realise they could be using the time to hand fines to other people. I'm proud to say i've never been caught since adopting this method.
 
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Bonzi

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Krypton X said:
Since we're all making sweeping racial/sexist generalisations here. I'd like to confess that I always bolt like hell whenever I see an Indian ticket inspector on the train.
I actually like Indians but not when they have a pen and ticket book and are heading my way.

I can usually talk Caucasian and other ticket inspectors into not giving me a fine. Like this one time all I had to do was tell this South African guy "c'mon mate, this is my 1st time, i always buy a ticket" and he just goes "ok but don't do it again" and walks off. But there's no way in the world that you could pull off something like that with an Indian inspector. As soon as you try to reason with them they just hand you the fine with this huge grin on their face.

So what I do is just run and cross from one carriage to the next until the train stops at the nearest station. They'll chase you for a while but then they'll give up once they realise they could be using the time to hand fines to other people. I'm proud to say i've never been caught since adopting this method.
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Are you poor?
 
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