I wish

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I wish (maybe you can on 13?) you could do a resignation press conference when you resign from a club.

I've been playing a game on 12 where I move around alot (Toulouse, Mainz, Torino, Napoli and now Athetico Madrid) and I overachieved with every club, though I am yet to win a Champions League.

Anyway I am into my second full season with AM having won the EUROPA in my first full season and the board gave me a PATHETIC little transfer budget, and my players are being just ****s, even though the fans love me and I have a world class rep. I really want to just resign and lay into them all, but on FM resignations are so pathetic and anonymous.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Haha, that would be fun. Sadly, even if you were allowed to resign I bet the options wouldn't exist for you to say "these greedy bastards wouldn't give me a dime to spend, how in hell am I supposed to succeed?"

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I quit the fuckers and moved to Dortmund, at least when I took over there I was able to answer when told the fans were disappointing "there were things going on behind the scenes the fans didnt know about"....

This has been a 0 cheating of any kind game so I had to sorely resist the temptation of offering the best At Madrid players new contracts with very low release clauses before I left...

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Hahahahaha I resigned from Dortmund after 4 days to take over Arsenal...... I had been hanging on for the Arsenal job but thought Laudrup would never get sacked, finally did four days after I took over BvB, couldnt help myself declaring my interest...

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Hahaha, fuck BVB! Anyway, that contract renegotiating cheat is really hard to resist. I usually do it.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I ended up in the same CL group as Atletico and I threw the last game on purpose as I had already won the group to prevent them from qualifying

 

[Filipower]

I wish in the future the game really picked up on things like that



Btw, in a very yoyo-ish kind of attempt, I started a game with Real to show my gf why I don't go to sleep. She was rather impressed with the game but has no interest in it. How do you force yours to like it, yoyo?

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I like to think that yoyo's girlfriend is actually someone he has kidnapped and that she spends most of her time tied to the radiator.

 

[yoyo913]

She didn't like it. Make a deal with her where you watch the Kardashians for 30mins and then have her watch FM goodness.

Also it helps to be charismatic, witty, and funny like me while presenting the game, and not monotone, dim-witted and boring like you.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I like where this is going

 

[Mus]

Mine tried to play as Chelsea, then quit when she couldn't sign Ibrahimovic

 

[Filipower]

You watch the Kardashians and I'm the dim-witted?


Though I guess for you watching the Kardashians must feel like watching the news back home.

 

[Mandieta6]

It depends on what you value more, the intellectual integrity of not watching the Kardashians, or getting your girlfriend understand the game so that she tells you that the opposition have switched to a 3-man defense and that you should push your winger high to pin them back, or, as she would say it "mmmbbp bmbnp bmnpp ggggbmbp" because she's simultaneously deepthroating you.

The Fixer may have lost the battle of Kardashe but he's won the war.

 

[yoyo913]

You watch the Kardashians and I'm the dim-witted?


Though I guess for you watching the Kardashians must feel like watching the news back home.

I used the Kardashians to supplement a show you would watch.