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italianstyle87

Starting XI
i reckon that was good, same ideas as usual, just always seem to make me laugh

especially
"New rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore."
 
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IceBlu

Guest
His book is coming out soon (H) i got an update about the book recently. I'll be buying it for sure.
 

Paul

Fan Favourite
IceBlu said:
His book is coming out soon (H) i got an update about the book recently. I'll be buying it for sure.

That book will be class. I'll be buying it too.
 

nird

Senior Squad
IceBlu said:
His book is coming out soon (H) i got an update about the book recently. I'll be buying it for sure.

for real? holy crap, that's great! you know what it's called?
 
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IceBlu

Guest
here :)

Newsletter 1: Book Details

Update: 10/21/05

Many of you have been asking when the book will be available for pre-order. I just found out that the book will be available for pre-order in April '06. The official release date is still in June.

"The Alphabet of Manliness" release date:

Unfortunately, my deadline had to be pushed back because I needed time to apply for the Pulitzer Prize, so the new release date will officially be June 2006. This is 3 months later than originally planned, but short of a bird flu epidemic breaking out, or me missing my deadline again, the release date won't be changed.

Length: the book will probably end up coming in a bit longer than expected, around 150 or so pages. There are a lot of illustrations in the book because I think books without pictures suck. I've been pulling all nighters almost every day for the last few months, which is why I haven't been updating my site as much. This is my daily routine:

And if you happen to be looking for a great way to turn into a fatass, I highly recommend it:

The publisher is still Kensington Books and the book will be hardcover. The book will cost around $15, which is a bargain because I was originally asking the publisher to price it at $5,000. I may have a contest to give away free signed copies, as well as a preview of the cover of the book even before I send out the next newsletter, so check back soon or go to hell.
 

$teauA

Superstar
italianstyle87 said:
i reckon that was good, same ideas as usual, just always seem to make me laugh

especially
"New rule: if your state has more cows than people, you don't get to be a state anymore."

He took the "new rule" thing from Bill Maher
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
Damien Duff said:



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Idaho has some of the cleanest air anywhere in the world, some of the most unsoiled and beautiful forests, a massive white supremacist populace who is hell-bent on world domination, and stunning hot springs where folks get naked and fu+ck like convicts on conjugal visits on the regular, man.
 


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