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malchyb

Youth Team
Mandieta6;2978677 said:
Dude, I make faces. I made this:



But kitmaking, now that's just pathetic.

Kudos to you...
 

Keegan

Yardie
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Mandieta6;2977547 said:
I'm sorry, is it boots? Faces? You're right, that's much better, nevermind then.

Of course you won't, because it's a pussy's way out of an argument and that might be the closest you'll get to one. Unless you mod one into FIFA of course.

Fine - you wouldn't know a pussy if one bit you on your tiny penis. Virgin.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
In my virginal experience, pussy don't bite. I kinda figured a kit-making stud like you would know that.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
You should watch the movie Teeth. Oh god, ******* my then-girlfriend like 5 minutes after watching that movie was a terrifying experience.
 

Alex

sKIp_E
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Mandieta6;2980879 said:
In my virginal experience, pussy don't bite. I kinda figured a kit-making stud like you would know that.

Fairly sure he was personifying/animalising the vagina. They're also not ACTUAL pussy's you realise Az?
 

Keegan

Yardie
Staff member
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It is so "studly" to be asking your friends on the internet for advice in talking to girls... I'll bet you puke on them when they talk to you!



Haha, virgin!
 

niceman

Senior Squad
ShiftyPowers;2976417 said:
If I had to name a daughter everyone would think she's Russian because I really dig Russian girls names and I also love the old tradition in all the old Russian books I read where the middle name is like a feminine version of their dad's first name. So like Tatiyana Danielle is where my head's at now.

My "head" is somewhere else haaha
 

clash

Senior Squad
ShiftyPowers;2976417 said:
If I had to name a daughter everyone would think she's Russian because I really dig Russian girls names and I also love the old tradition in all the old Russian books I read where the middle name is like a feminine version of their dad's first name. So like Tatiyana Danielle is where my head's at now.

Quoting an old post but hah! I got a thing for russian/greek names too. I actually named my daughter Aleksandra and since we have a huge russian population here, a lot of people are confused when they find out she's not a russian. Faults of national bigotry of a small country I guess, would be no problem in the US.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
clash;3100128 said:
Quoting an old post but hah! I got a thing for russian/greek names too. I actually named my daughter Aleksandra and since we have a huge russian population here, a lot of people are confused when they find out she's not a russian. Faults of national bigotry of a small country I guess, would be no problem in the US.

I know a girl named Natalya and I definitely think she's Russian although she's almost certainly not.
 

Alex

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leungtl;3100216 said:
Y'know for an self-proclaimed 'nice man', you're not very nice.

You only use the "an" article when the following word begins with a vowel sound, otherwise we use "a".
 


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