I'm gonna be a Dad!

[malchyb]

Dude, I make faces. I made this:

But kitmaking, now that's just pathetic.

Kudos to you...

 

[mrromaniac]

Dude, I make faces. I made this:

But kitmaking, now that's just pathetic.

In German. Now that's what I call a match.

 

[Keegan]

I'm sorry, is it boots? Faces? You're right, that's much better, nevermind then.

Of course you won't, because it's a pussy's way out of an argument and that might be the closest you'll get to one. Unless you mod one into FIFA of course.

Fine - you wouldn't know a pussy if one bit you on your tiny penis. Virgin.

 

[Mandieta6]

In my virginal experience, pussy don't bite. I kinda figured a kit-making stud like you would know that.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

You should watch the movie Teeth. Oh god, ******* my then-girlfriend like 5 minutes after watching that movie was a terrifying experience.

 

[Alex]

In my virginal experience, pussy don't bite. I kinda figured a kit-making stud like you would know that.

Fairly sure he was personifying/animalising the vagina. They're also not ACTUAL pussy's you realise Az?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Who doesn't love a good "you're a virgin" "you're a nerd" argument on the internet.

 

[Mandieta6]

Fairly sure he was personifying/animalising the vagina. They're also not ACTUAL pussy's you realise Az?

Oh I know, full-blown tigers they be.

 

[Keegan]

It is so "studly" to be asking your friends on the internet for advice in talking to girls... I'll bet you puke on them when they talk to you!



Haha, virgin!

 

[malchyb]

LOL, that was a great chapter.

 

[MikeyM]

BTW. Isn't Amy Rose the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's girlfriend?

Yeah, that possibly is where I heard the name in the first place.

 

[niceman]

If I had to name a daughter everyone would think she's Russian because I really dig Russian girls names and I also love the old tradition in all the old Russian books I read where the middle name is like a feminine version of their dad's first name. So like Tatiyana Danielle is where my head's at now.

My "head" is somewhere else haaha

 

[Zlatan]

It took you 3,5 months to come up with that joke?

 

[niceman]

It took you 3,5 months to come up with that joke?

Yes idiot.

 

[clash]

If I had to name a daughter everyone would think she's Russian because I really dig Russian girls names and I also love the old tradition in all the old Russian books I read where the middle name is like a feminine version of their dad's first name. So like Tatiyana Danielle is where my head's at now.

Quoting an old post but hah! I got a thing for russian/greek names too. I actually named my daughter Aleksandra and since we have a huge russian population here, a lot of people are confused when they find out she's not a russian. Faults of national bigotry of a small country I guess, would be no problem in the US.

 

[Zlatan]

Yes idiot.

It took you almost 3 months to come up with that reply?

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Quoting an old post but hah! I got a thing for russian/greek names too. I actually named my daughter Aleksandra and since we have a huge russian population here, a lot of people are confused when they find out she's not a russian. Faults of national bigotry of a small country I guess, would be no problem in the US.

I know a girl named Natalya and I definitely think she's Russian although she's almost certainly not.

 

[leungtl]

Yes idiot.

Y'know for an self-proclaimed 'nice man', you're not very nice.

 

[Alex]

Y'know for an self-proclaimed 'nice man', you're not very nice.

You only use the "an" article when the following word begins with a vowel sound, otherwise we use "a".

 

[niceman]

It took you almost 3 months to come up with that reply?

Yes idiot.