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Originally posted by Joe Star
haha dude.....do we like share the same frens or something.....i got that thru the mail bout a year ago
Joe Star said:Hehe heard that one bout 6 years ago seriously!!! Well anyway here's my contribution
See everyone knows just how bad the Scottish national team is. Well they went to a new low recently. The English team went over to Scotland for a friendly. However the whole team found the Scottish pubs much more inviting than the football field. Everyone except Rooney(guess he's seen enough pubs ). Anyways he insisted on going for the match so Beckham jokingly told him, "Hey those guys suck so bad you might be able to do the job yourself." Well Rooney took it seriously & went to the stadium to play. A few hours later someone in the pub turned on a radio & the commentor said that England had won the friendly 1-0. Shocked, the whole team rushed to the stadium to congratulate Rooney. Instead they found him sulking in the dressing room. So they asked him why. And Rooney replied "I'm sorry guys but i got sent off in the 1st minute........."
This is GOLD! I am going to use this with all different teams nowshez said:'A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
'The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
'Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him...
In a final ruling , custody was granted to West Bromwich Albion as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.'
i have read this one before, in a Chinese magazine. its nice.gian said:Since i am translating this from Greek i hope it won't become ****ty.
A couple from alaska decided to visit Florida
>to get rid of the snow and the cold for a bit.
>
>They decided to stay at the same hotel as when they had met.
>
>Because both had some job to do,they ve arranged that the man will arrive at wednesday and the woman at Thursday
>
>Well the man goes at the hotel,he goes at the room
>and see that they now have putted a laptop with connection to the internet
>
>He decided to send an email to his wife but by mistake
>he forgot a letter of the email adress and he sent it without understanding what he did.
>
>AT New york a woman has just lost her husband and she returned from the (ooopps forgot the damn word anyway from the chruch)
>and she checks her emails to see if she got anything from friends.
>
>When she reads the email she passes out and her son gets in the
>room,,he finds his mom down and he looks at the monitor of the laptop
>
>The email wrote:
>
>To: My lovely wife.
>
>Topic : I arrived
>
>I know that you are surprised to get a mail from me.They at last have a laptop here and you can email whoever you wish!.
>
>I just arrived and i got in the room.Everything is ready for you to come 2mmorow.
>I can't wait to see you. I hope you have a nice travel like i did.
>
P.S it's too hot down here!
Micheal Carlos*son will pay for his court costs through sales of his new single, a cover of the Elton John classic
"Dont Let Your Son Go Down On Me"
Carlos*o is a die hard West Ham United fan.
He was heard singing "I'm forever blowing bubbles"...
What's the difference between acne and Michael Carlos*son?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
Arthur Scargill has been questioned in connection with the Carlos*o trial.
Apparantly he wont be prosecuted as its over 20 years since he saw a miners helmet......
Why did Michael Carlos*son rush down to the Mothercare sale?
He heard kids underwear was half off...
Michael Carlos*son had a bad day in court yesterday so his solicitor asked him if he wanted to come round and watch a DVD to cheer himself up. Micheal says "yes" but isnt sure which one to watch.
Solicitor: "I know, I will get Aladdin"
Michael: "f**k off, dont you think I am in enough trouble already"