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Sir Didier Drogba;3956778 said:lol at sepak writing an excellent and detailed post as if chyrgy is ever actually going to go there
Medellin is the most tourist friendly place you can go to, it's beautiful, full of nice people, transportation is great, it's clean, a bunch of cool places to meet, and the eye candy, you can't go further than a block without watching some tasty assess, ridiculously beautiful women there, the food is one of the best in the whole country, you can't leave without eating a 'bandeja paisa' and of course, a paisa as well
You would visit Bogota for the museums, concerts, nocturne life, stores, there are really great places here you would really love, like 'El chorro de Quevedo', it's a place where people go to listen stand-up comedy in the streets, they sell wine in little containers, there are groups of people drinking and talking, also pubs, I fucking love going there. There are free music events everywhere, nice bars, and you have easy access to nearby small towns which can have unique experiences. The caveats are that transportation is awful, people can be very rude and you can get mugged if you choose the wrong place to go to. I haven't been enough time in Cartagena/Barranquilla/Santa Marta which are the beach places to tell you what to do there, the best beaches are in Santa Marta, in Cartagena there are great tourist places, like the San Felipe castle, the Rosario islands, and some cool others.
But to me the most fun you would get visiting Colombia would be in the small towns, the architecture is so unique, people are so damn nice, amazing natural locations, rich and different foods, there are little towns that feel taken straight out of a page of 100 years of solitude, it's Colombia at its best in my opinion.
Edit: Cali is also a beautiful place, place of music and partying, I've been there only once but it's a really nice place especially for a party animal like you, food and desserts are amazing. One of the greatest Colombian writers, Andres Caicedo, caleño, wrote an amazing novel, 'Que viva la musica!', it's an amazing book which explores the life in Cali in its music, culture, parties, drugs, places, history, I strongly recommend you reading it to get a good grasp of how everything is there, if you ever have the time, you can find it in some other languages.
Medellin you say?
If secret service got in trouble due to whores there you know that is some high quality poon.
I'm intrigued.
I was there three months ago with some friends. We stayed at this hotel full of foreigners. We went to the roof to drink some beers and there was an american smoking pot, we started talking and he shared some with us. After that, the night went crazy and we visited four brothels. The girls there are incredible, especially in the last one we were, it was really expensive but oh man, those bitches are stunning. A girl was doing us a show, and she did this really weird thing with an ice cube, she put it in her vagina and then pop it out like a champagne cork, fucking nuts, but this crazy ass dude who was hanging out with us picked it up and fucking ate it! He fucking ruined my night after that.
So, if you ever decide going there you won't regret it, even walking down any street, your eyes will be satisfied for days.
, but this crazy ass dude who was hanging out with us picked it up and fucking ate it! He fucking ruined my night after that.
The dude who ate the ice cube wasn't a pal, he simply was hanging out with us, I don't even know where we found him. I never visited strip clubs or brothels until a friend suggested it like two years ago and every time we get wasted we end up there, haha, but I just look at dances, some friends do pay for hookers.
And sure, and if I ever go to Estonia I hope I can contact you, when they try to sell me to a slave brothel, and you will rescue me.
Hahaha.. You're funny lol, especially when you party it seems. "I don't even know where we found him" lol.
Well around here I've never visited them before either.. I just have this idea that there is one time for everything. But those girls around here are so beautiful and no hookers. So that's that.
You can always rely on me parce, and thank you for saying the same.
About Estonia, I don't know why Sir_Didier_Drogba has a thing for it, maybe it's because we have pretty girls and he belongs to the British playboy contingent who likes to come here for that.
Really, the weather is shoddy depending on the time and there's not much to see here imo. Maybe you'd think differently since there's this expression that "grass is always greener on the other side", and people might appreciate some difference instead of something they're used to seeing everyday. Which is pretty much true.
Trust me, nobody would try to do that, why on earth? Have you had any bad experiences in the past? Because I'm telling you, if somebody tried to mess with you they'd be in trouble.
I know you're joking but people here are generally nice and you'd probably get a lot of pussy being a Colombian here. No kidding. The ladies here have a thing for latinos. And when necessary I'd obviously help you out when it comes to what ever.. The time when I was supposed to meet Sir_Didier_Drogba I was drinking too much and couldn't have made it.. We were supposed to see a shoddy Estonian football match together, but yeah you know all the ordeal, maybe. In all seriousness I didn't plan on for drinking for a week, I even got some painkillers just in case if I needed them in order to meet him (in order to function and get rid of my hangover).. But really I was in a bad shape back then and it was of no help. Then some evening he asked me what I was doing, but considering I'm quite shy and my hangovers last for like 3 days or so.. I wasn't really feeling up for it, right now I'm much better when it comes to socializing people. And I don't drink so much anymore.
But I think I'll make it to Colombia before you make it to Estonia. It's just nice to hear that there are such great people out there like you.
You know the forums are dead when they don't even complain about chygry anymore. It's weird being around here without Mandieta6.
Yeah, it would be cool if you came here, you'd like my old university (they sell a lot of drugs, haha).