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Man Utd v Chelsea [P/R]

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Bobby

The Legend
Old Trafford
Sunday, 6 November, Day of the Swedish Identity (FIN)
Kick-off: 1600 GMT

Team News:
RedübercuntsfromSurrey -- Fergie forgot
Stupid blue cunts who look like cunts, and in fact, are cunts -- Who knows?

I hope this happens:
Shrek and Donkey kick off
Rooney breaks Terry's leg
Van Der Sar injured, Howard on
Howard scores own goal, celebrates, is shot at (goal called off cause it's Mike Riely)
Bullet hits Lampard in cock, career ended
Ferdinand craps self, wipes crap on Drogba, who likes it, gets dysentary
Ronaldo goes for a header, hits bar, cracks skull
Rooney scores, 1-0
Rooney tears MCL, ACL, PCL, LCL and cracks patella in freak celebration accident.
Essien punches Fergie (FA later has Essien jailed, 9 years, no bail)
Cech hits Richardson with Stinger splash in the corner of the goal, both injured
Cudicini on, but his efforts are useless, united win 1-0.
 
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Help?

Fan Favourite
5-0 Chelsea.


November 6th 1986 - Fergie appointed United manager
19 years later
November 6th 2005 - possibly Fergie's last game in charge



Won't happen though, even if we lose 5-0. He will go and blame the weather, for being to sunny and getting in the eyes of his players
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Bobby said:
I hope this happens:
Shrek and Donkey kick off
Rooney breaks Terry's leg
Van Der Sar injured, Howard on
Howard scores own goal, celebrates, is shot at (goal called off cause it's Mike Riely)
Bullet hits Lampard in cock, career ended
Ferdinand craps self, wipes crap on Drogba, who likes it, gets dysentary
Ronaldo goes for a header, hits bar, cracks skull
Rooney scores, 1-0
Rooney tears MCL, ACL, PCL, LCL and cracks patella in freak celebration accident.
Essien punches Fergie (FA later has Essien jailed, 9 years, no bail)
Cech hits Richardson with Stinger splash in the corner of the goal, both injured
Cudicini on, but his efforts are useless, united win 1-0.
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Good form. How long did it take you to come up with that? (H)
 
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Eng4WorldCup

Starting XI
Man Utd 3-0 Chelski
Terry OG, Lampard OG, Abramovich deducted a goal after streaming onto the pitch with large bills of money, only to be turned down.
 
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TheBlueBalla

Starting XI
Bobby said:
I hope this happens:
Shrek and Donkey kick off
Rooney breaks Terry's leg
Van Der Sar injured, Howard on
Howard scores own goal, celebrates, is shot at (goal called off cause it's Mike Riely)
Bullet hits Lampard in cock, career ended
Ferdinand craps self, wipes crap on Drogba, who likes it, gets dysentary
Ronaldo goes for a header, hits bar, cracks skull
Rooney scores, 1-0
Rooney tears MCL, ACL, PCL, LCL and cracks patella in freak celebration accident.
Essien punches Fergie (FA later has Essien jailed, 9 years, no bail)
Cech hits Richardson with Stinger splash in the corner of the goal, both injured
Cudicini on, but his efforts are useless, united win 1-0.
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You left Super Joe Cole standing: mistake

Never the less, well played
 
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tracertong

Reserve Team
Man United will come out all guns blazing , they have nothing to lose as people expect them to lose or draw and luckily for them Chelsea's form is not good at the moment.

Man United 2 (Rooney , Ronaldo) Chelsea 1 (Lampard)
 
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