Man Utd v Chelsea [P/R]

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VanTheMin

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2-1 to united.
chelsea take the lead via zuluman dorgba.
fergie finally finds the batteries to his hairdryer and blows the nuts outta every united player.
we come back. rooney dives and wins a pen
ruud scores and shouts as if it's the end of the world.
smith coming on as a sub running across midfiled passing it to rooney who scores.
kinda like the arse game but che score here.

i would prefer:

vds

bardsley-----rio-----wes-----silvestre

ronaldo----scholes----park(has played this postion effectively in psv)---richardson

--------ruud----------rooney

subs:
howard
smith
rossi
o'shea
blake

waterboy-fletcher
 

Stotty

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4-1 chelsea.

Lampard Freekick
Lampard Penalty
Drogba Deflection
SWP cross come shot
Silvestre Header
 

Jon

Youth Team
In a perfect world...

Man Utd 1-0 Chelsea

In a dramatic swoop Chelsea re-sign Dennis Wise who gets sent off on his debut and bring back Neil Ruddock as player coach, who sets about, along with wise, to chop all of his team mates legs in tackles, including Petr Cech. Cuducini comes on and as the only player on the field, in an act of frustration and lonlines he parrys a mikeal silvestre volley into his own net with a graceness that can only be seen on Russian Tv shows.

Mean while, Jose Mourinho has been declared dead by onlookers as he dodged a bullet set intentionally for lifelong hero Bruce Grobelaar, his final words were said as "I was testing the secret camers". And In a dramatic twist during the game the Russian Mafia captured Roman Abramovic and will only accept him back for £2 billion, Claudio Ranieri and a life times supply of Twix bars.
 

Paulo Da Silva

Starting XI
VanTheMan said:
2-1 to united.
chelsea take the lead via zuluman dorgba.
fergie finally finds the batteries to his hairdryer and blows the nuts outta every united player.
we come back. rooney dives and wins a pen
ruud scores and shouts as if it's the end of the world.
smith coming on as a sub running across midfiled passing it to rooney who scores.
kinda like the arse game but che score here.

i would prefer:

vds

bardsley-----rio-----wes-----silvestre

ronaldo----scholes----park(has played this postion effectively in psv)---richardson

--------ruud----------rooney

subs:
howard
smith
rossi
o'shea
blake

waterboy-fletcher


that line-up would not work. Both Scholes and Park in the middle would be worse than if Smith was there. Both a short, skinny and can't tackle for ****.

Plus you guys keep speaking as if Park plays CM well, he doesn't either he is on the wing or playing right behind the striker. That's how he played against Milan. That midfield would get ripped apart by Chelsea midfield.
 

Siawash

Senior Squad
Jon said:
In a perfect world...

Man Utd 1-0 Chelsea

In a dramatic swoop Chelsea re-sign Dennis Wise who gets sent off on his debut and bring back Neil Ruddock as player coach, who sets about, along with wise, to chop all of his team mates legs in tackles, including Petr Cech. Cuducini comes on and as the only player on the field, in an act of frustration and lonlines he parrys a mikeal silvestre volley into his own net with a graceness that can only be seen on Russian Tv shows.

Mean while, Jose Mourinho has been declared dead by onlookers as he dodged a bullet set intentionally for lifelong hero Bruce Grobelaar, his final words were said as "I was testing the secret camers". And In a dramatic twist during the game the Russian Mafia captured Roman Abramovic and will only accept him back for £2 billion, Claudio Ranieri and a life times supply of Twix bars.

A failed attempt trying to be funny, nice try though.
 

night

Starting XI
Am being optimistic for this one (and since I never predict a Man Utd loss :p)
Man Utd 1 Chelsea 0
Rooney 89'
Have a nice day :jap:
 
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