Only in Indonesia...

[Hans]

 

[Tom]

and Rotherham.

Just for the record.

 

[champdave]

and Rotherham.

Just for the record.

 

[didy]

 

[AlienSeafood]

are they dead?

 

[Bobby]

We have an area like that here, we call it Washington, DC.

 

[SlowSilver]

Meh, that's nothing. Just go to a London tube station. Happens all the time. Only difference is, they sleep on the track instead.

 

[Tom]

God that's such bull****.

 

[ShearerM4]

God that's such bull****.

Indeed... why would they sleep there? It doesn't make any sense. Or maybe they are just stupid as well as poor.

 

[SlowSilver]

Perhaps you misunderstood. People frequently throw themselves in front of a train. It pretty much happens everyday. Have you never heard the announcement? "Due to a person under a train..."

 

[Tom]

Haha, if that actually happened it'd be ace

 

[SlowSilver]

I kid you not. It's pretty annoying when you're trying to get somewhere in a rush and someone decides to commit suicide in front of that particular train - it slows down the whole system. It happens virtually everytime I'm over there - and I'm there a lot.

See..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Underground#Suicides

 

[ShearerM4]

I thought Tom was still talking about the photo... I know I was. It's kind of ruined my joke/remark now

 

[Ubik Valis]

Haha, your country sucks!

 

[Tom]

I kid you not. It's pretty annoying when you're trying to get somewhere in a rush and someone decides to commit suicide in front of that particular train - it slows down the whole system. It happens virtually everytime I'm over there - and I'm there a lot.

See..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Underground#Suicides

Yeah and it happens about once a year.

 

[SlowSilver]

Yeah and it happens about once a year.

Er..no, it doesn't.

 

[Vazza]

Not true. I've become stuck on the tube three times already this year because of people under trains/on the tracks. Most recently about 4-5 weeks back when someone was under a train at Liverpool Street leading to the Central Line being closed both ways from Leytonstone to Oxford Street for a good few hours.

 

[Tom]

...

I'm right, you're all wrong

 

[SlowSilver]

Yeah and it happens about once a year.

Not to be rude, Tom. But where exactly did you pull this figure from...and why? There are millions of people in London, and you thought this sort of thing happens once a year!?

 

[Tom]

Your mum.






























(You should be able to tell that this is as close as im getting to admitting i was wrong)