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R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

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Voltaic Borusse

Fan Favourite
Has anyone seen bits of the chapaters they've been showing on TV? Saw it for the first time a couple of days ago and I think it's comedic genius, I laughed my ass off. And the funny thing is R. Kelly thinks he's doing something unique and artistic, when in reality it's absolute tripe, especially the lyrics. Google it up, it's a guaranteed laugh.
 
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Jon

Youth Team
What da hell was that? Love the description aswell on that webite. "R. Kelly stretches his story telling abilities to the limits of the imiagination as he weaves a lyrical drama about infidelity and hiding out in a closet. Its a common theme in urban tales of drama but R. Kelly adds a remarkably surprising twist to this sordid tale." Its absolute tosh.
 
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IceBlu

Guest
haha yeah the guys life is a recursive loop of retardedness.

anyone seen the "in the cupboard" skit on mad tv based on this ? its about how someone stole his cereal and wants to find out who :p

I must say though, i hate R.Kelly so much that i enjoy seeing him make an ass out of himself repeatedly....
 
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Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Haha, I was gonna mention the cupboard thing, it's a perfect parody of it (H)

They showed part of it on Kimmel last week and it was just (H)
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Oh, man this is in the top 5 worst songs that I've ever heard.

"I quickly tried to put it on viiiiiiiiiiiiiibrate."

:D

I used to kinda think that R. Kelly could sing, but this borders on out-of-key talking. It's so bad, that it's hillarious.
 
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Run DMB

MVP
I was going to say R. Kelly has lost all credibility, but what credibility?

"Ignition (Remix)" is still a great song though. (H)
 
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IceBlu

Guest
same. I honestly can't wait for chapters 6 through 12 and beyond. 22 is the latest number i hear :rockman:
 
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bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Come to think of it, we were watching the Chappelle's Show parodies of R. Kelly at work today, and I came home and saw this thread. Nice coincidence. (H)
 
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Rob

Mourinho’s Assistant
7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
 
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