SG Modship Electoral Campaign Thread

[Mandieta6]

This is a joke thread. Anyone seriously interested in the advertised moderator positions should send their applications or nominations to me via PM, as explained in the announcement. - Sir Didier Drogba

As you've all seen, the SG mod team is looking for new mods and they've decided that we, the members, should democratically vote on who they should be. In this thread you may nomination a candidate (for Mod, Vice Mod or Mod for the Opposition). The nominanted candidate must post his electoral program so that we may decide whether we think his suggestions will truly improve the forum.

In two week's time we shall hold Moderational Debate where each candidate will answer question from members of the audience. Please prepare earnestly for you be truly challenged and be required to convincingly answer difficult questions such as: a. what is an attacking CB? b. how should the board deal with online bullying and trolling? c. what is your stance on adopting gay babies? d. how do you intend to curb the rise of racism?

 

[Mandieta6]

The Jews for Jesus and Tyrany Party (JJTP) hereby nominates Mandieta6 as its candidate for the the 2015 Moderational Elections. Mandieta6 comes from a
long line of successful moderators such as the great Lord Mandieta6 (hail!), destroyer of noobs, harbinger of Babes, and Jew. As the rightful heir to Lord Mandieta6's throne, there is no one more prepared for the job of moderator of the Professional Distribution Soccer sub-forum.

The JJTP's current platform is embodied by our slogan 'SG first, SG second, SG last, immigrant not in the race". If Mandieta6 is elected he will do whatever it takes to rid the forum from undesirables that are causing unrest and taking posts away from born-and-bred SGers. If elected, Mandieta6 will ban chygry, Xaviesta and Filipower. If elected, Mandieta6 will clean up the capitol and put the supermoderators who have allowed our great forum to degrade on trial. If elected, images featuring female nipples will be allowed back on the forum. If elected, any posts containing xenophobic, racist, mysoginistic, homophobic, antisemetic or antichelseic remarks shall be deleted and their unleashers brought to justice.

Vote for a better SG, vote for your rights, vote for Mandieta6.

 

[chygry]

Oh God this is a bad idea. Cannot see anything positive happening from it. Things could take a turn even for worse. I mean I'd have nothing against you as a moderator, but this is already quite worrying.

If elected, Mandieta6 will ban chygry, Xaviesta and Filipower.

 

[Arnau]

All the candidates should make a draw that describes themselves too.

 

[ARIAGA II]

I want to be a mod, there is my application.

 

[chygry]

This is a joke thread. Anyone seriously interested in the advertised moderator positions should send their applications or nominations to me via PM, as explained in the announcement. - Sir Didier Drogba

Hahaha I guess that settles it then.

 

[Tom]

I nominate Matt Holme to be a mod. His contributions are always excellent and he's very punctual. Also, GiggsyRox.

 

[4ndr3i]

Instead of adding another mod in the Fifa forum (that would probably leave in a couple of months anyway) why don't we just make regularcat a supermod and give him the FM and PES forums to oversee as well?

He's been a hardworking mod for some time now and he should be entitled to a promotion.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Instead of adding another mod in the Fifa forum (that would probably leave in a couple of months anyway) why don't we just make regularcat a supermod and give him the FM and PES forums to oversee as well?

He's been a hardworking mod for some time now and he should be entitled to a promotion.

I would neg you if I could

 

[4ndr3i]

Am I not entitled to my own opinion?

 

[Mandieta6]

I think the lack of participation means a landslide victory for the JJTP.