The Dating/Courtship Thread

[Sir Calumn]

Telling filthy jokes to a girl you like is a great idea - especially if they so funny she cant help laughing really hard. The best are jokes where you can use words like "*******" and "blowjob", having those words said outloud to her, by you, is going to make the idea of doing them with you flash into her mind. Just be careful not to accidentally tell a joke that's too misogynist, unless you're trying to play the "jerk" card.

I'm a very very good joke teller and this had worked in my favour so many times. It's also great for when you are in a group and it goes quiet, you can go "hey, want to hear a joke?", then tell an amazing one that makes everyone pay attention to you and burst out laughing at the end, easiest way to draw attention to yourself as the man to watch in the group for any girls present.

EDIT: Dont take it too far though and crack jokes every five minutes - jesters and clowns dont get laid, wits do!

 

[Jaboldinho]

I once told this joke in the presence of some girls.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
-You can't **** a rock up the ass.

They were mostly disgusted.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Hahahaha, yeah that's not a great joke for mixed company!

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I have no advice to give to this thread other than the above falied emoticon refering to Jabo's "joke".

 

[Back Door Skip]

I once told this joke in the presence of some girls.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
-You can't **** a rock up the ass.

They were mostly disgusted.

I'm totally stealing this joke.

 

[Jaboldinho]

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a dead baby?
-I don't have a red Ferrari in my garage.

Got to love dead baby -jokes.

Also, something a bit lighter.

What do spinach soup and anal sex have in common?
-If you've been forced to try it as a kid, you won't enjoy it as an adult.

I guess that's a good one to tell girls, so they associate you with anal sex as you're telling it. Right?

 

[Zlatan]

Right. Jabo, I'm laughing out loud here. Hahahaha!

My experience with telling sexist jokes with (hot) women around is that they usually giggle. Some though can't take it and give you a look that makes you feel extremely akward. You just gotta feel what kind of chicks dig it and what kind don't.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Wow, that's a great one. Not for gaming girls, but wow.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I'll be telling that joke at many a party in future and passing it off as my own. Cheers Jabo!

 

[Jaboldinho]

You can also pop in an interesting statistic at some point.

Did you know, that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

 

[Arnau]

You can also pop in an interesting statistic at some point.

Did you know, that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

hahaha

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

Peep here some game, PLAYAZ

Bitches wan't to be seduced, they don't wanna tell you their life story when you meet them so asking the right questions and making them gigle is a true as it gets.

All said, you gotta, you just gotta be confident and have an attitude like "bitch, you ain't nothing to me"...ya heard?

Shifty looks like he's got his sh*t down...props to you PLAYA

Now if you're looking for Miss Right, the woman of you dreams...they don't exist, sorry to blow your bubble. You can definitely search, so good luck with that.

As Shifty pointed out, alcohol is a man's best friend in these situations. Obviously not all the girls are meant for you or wan't to talk you, so paying close attention to what they say, complementing their looks, and bringing up funny situations is spitting some serious game. Most importatly, don't fallow Jabo's advice unless you wanna get slapped across the face by telling her those type of jokes...chichis christ kid.

With all this said, I don't have a girlfriend, so you don't have to criticise my courtship tactics...one thing to point out though, I got plenty of bitches who most definitely want my dick.

Playa', play. Truely yours, the LATIN LOVER aka DOCTOR OF LUST aka ronnifan9

Bitches!

 

[Sir Calumn]

Show 'em your GUNS

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

Haha, I'm woking on 'em for the summer when I go stroll on the beach. I'll be swatting away the 'chicas sexies' like flies when I walk by.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I do have to admit I consider you one of the more attractive members of this forum..... and I dont like hispanics.

 

[Alex]

I think I'm jealous...

 

[fender]

Of the guns or just the LATIN LOVER aka DOCTOR OF LUST as a whole.

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

I think I'm jealous...

Nuh-uh girl, get your own man you skank!! Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba is taken and he's MY bitch, my sex slave if you will.



All jokes I aside, I like you too Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba. Your humor can be brutal at times.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Do you want to see my penis?

 

[Chacarita Juniors]

Wo-wo-wo hold your horses, you're coming on to me way too fast. First we gotta see if you can "fill out" one of these...

If you can perform this act, then I'll think about it.