The Dating/Courtship Thread

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  1. Mandieta6

    Mandieta6 www.jewsforjesus.org Staff Member Moderator

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    What? I have spent entire afternoons discussing a morning's events with my girlfriend. Discussing interests is finite. It's nice and it's important but those topics run out and the superficial sfuff is what ties ecerything together. And if you say that you can discuss deep political and philosophical issues I will weep for you.

    Also the poem someone posted sucked. Most of it didn't rhyme even though it clearly meant to.
     
  2. ShiftyPowers

    ShiftyPowers Make America Great Again

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    Everything branches off "what did you do today?" even talk about your interests. You can only talk about growing up, or that one time you did ____, or your opinion on the 4-4-2 so many times. Girls are also great for bringing in the dumb shit that their friends did today into the conversation because girls chat with their friends a lot.
     
  3. Chuckínho

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    My wife spends all day at home with our wee bairns. As such the question "What did you do today" often involves the whole family.
    I like the concept of a romantic relationship, but with kids romance tends to a take a back seat.
     
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    Ajax leading Steaua 2-0, someone is gettin' some tonight. (H)
     
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    That was intended
     
  7. Mandieta6

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    What wad the poet hoping to achieve with the misleading rhymes? Why was it intended?
     
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    To jar the receivers experience even more than the obscene content does on it's own
     
  9. Mandieta6

    Mandieta6 www.jewsforjesus.org Staff Member Moderator

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    It doesn't jar the reader in the same manner. If it's unintentional it's foolish, if it's intentional it's ridiculous. /Alex
     
  10. Alex

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    It sure jarred you
     
  11. Sir Didier Drogba

    Sir Didier Drogba Head Official Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I froze your tears and made a dagger,
    and stabbed it in my cock forever.
    It stays there like Excalibur,
    Are you my Arthur?
    Say you are.
    Take this cool dark steeled blade,
    Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
    I’d drown with you to be together.
    Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.
     
  12. Alex

    Alex sKIp_E Staff Member Administrator

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    That actually uses reasonable assonance throughout.
     
  13. Chuckínho

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    Not a bad turn of phrase.
     
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    You talented bastard.

    I can only make poorly phrased haikus. :(
     
  15. Alex

    Alex sKIp_E Staff Member Administrator

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    The only thing about your poem I really dislike Sir_Didier_Drogba, is for some reason it reminds me of something that Trailblazer would write. But sure if it's the metaphors and similes, the style, or just the rhythm. It just reminds me of our Nigerian friend
     
  16. ShiftyPowers

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    Fuck Sir_Didier_Drogba, for he is a ****.
    A sneaky girlish little runt.
    He thinks he can write,
    But his poems are trite;
    Don't forget that he is a ****.

    #USA #USA #USA
     
  17. Alex

    Alex sKIp_E Staff Member Administrator

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    Yours rhymed, but Sir_Didier_Drogba's was better
     
  18. ShiftyPowers

    ShiftyPowers Make America Great Again

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    No, the limerick is the highest form of art
     
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    It certainly is. In the same way as sarcasm :)
     
  20. Chuckínho

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    I would have gone for shite instead of trite but his was better.
     
      

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