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Not enough. Jokes are great.Originally posted by Shifty the monkey
how many joke threads have we had
Originally posted by Limberopoulos21
-so there's this fly that 12 inches above water.
-A fish is near the surface of the water, hungry for fly.
-A cat is on land and is hungry for fish and is waiting til the fish jumps up to catch the fly so he can eat the fish.
The fly moves 6 inches down and the fish jumps up, then the cat jumps for the fish. They both miss their targets.
Moral- when a fly goes down 6 inches, a pussy get's wet.
Haha, I remember that from about 5th grade, but it's still hillarious.Originally posted by Caponedawg
3 priests are sitting around playing strip poker.
The first priest turns to the third priest and says,
"I bet you one hundred dollars that you won't go butt naked in front of the nuns and throw these two bars of soap at them.
Second Priest: I'll bet you one hundred dollars too!
So the the third priest accepts the bid and strips butt naked. He takes two bars of soap and runs towards the nuns quarters. On his way he hears footsteps approaching and stops in his tracks and freezes. Three nuns come up and see this naked man in the corner in the hallway. The nuns immediately think it is a new statue. They remark about how realistic and lifelike the new statue is and say how much of a fortune it must've cost to buy it. Their curiosity gets the best of them and the first nun pulls on the priest's penis. Surprised by this development the priest drops the first bar of soap into the nun's hand. She remarks, "Wow when I pulled on his penis I got a bar of soap.
The second nun was curious so she pulled on his penis and the priest dropped the second bar of soap. "Wow you were right, I pulled on his penis and I got a bar of soap."
The third nun was also curious so she pulled on his penis and screamed WOW!. "When you guys pulled onhis penis you got bars of soap, when I pulled on his penis I got hand soap"