The SG Drinking Game

[MaestroZidane]

You're^

Well, can't be perfect all the time

 

[Alex]

Just wanted everyone to drink

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

One day Shifty and I are gonna do this drinking game via webcam

 

[Mandieta6]

Woah woah woah, we're not trying to kill anyone here.

Ha!

I wonder if anyone actually did this.

 

[Mandieta6]

It's sad that I can't think of anything relevant to add here. You guys suck balls.

 

[Mus]

Drink when Xaviesta is salty towards an ex-player

Finish your glass when chygry gets banned

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Take a shot when pogba helps create a goal
Take a shot when pogba gets substituted fora defensive player
Take a shit when pogba gets skinned by messi in the final

Take a shit load of shots when he signs for Barca in the summer

 

[newbie original]

I walk into the local pub/club/drinking/socializing institution. So, I am there. She is there. She is there with her friend, visiting from out of town. Possibly just accompanying her friend or maybe with much more cruel intentions. From my vantage point, she is standing under a part of what looks like a wall and there is a light about 12 inches above her head. She's all dolled up like the typical expensive escort that she looks like she wants to be.

After several cold drinks, I decide that it is time for me to go up to her. I have a cold drink in my right hand. Between me and her is the bar. I transfer my drink to my left hand, drop it off at the bar and resume my journey towards her and the light above her head. The night lights of the club/pub are shining off her excessive makeup and (probably) fake (and not strong enough) tan. Upon getting closer, I realize that she is standing directly in front of the men's bathroom. She is all alone, her friend is probably off frolicking elsewhere in the bar/pub and she has left this one alone, fresh and with a glass in her hand.

Hi, what is your name.
My name is Pippa.
Pippa! Ha!
Is that short for something?
No. My name is Pippa....
My, that is such a.....
...Middleton and I'm engaged.
cartoonish &%$^ng name! So get out of my way, I need to urinate.

 

[Theodorakis]

sool btory cro.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I believe every word of it

 

[newbie original]

Me: Hi my name is ____insert____name____here
Her: My my name is ____insert____name____here
Me: I'm doing ok. how about you? How are you doing?
Her: I'm doing good. Why...
Me: You're doing good.
Me: You're doing good? Sighs....
Me: YOU'RE doing good.
Me: I'm doin' okay, but you're better than okay. You're doing good.
Me: Sighs...
Me: *Drinks from glass*
Her: So, wh...
Me: I'm doin' okay, but you're doing GOOD.
Me: Good for youuuuuu! Good for youuuuuuuuu!
Her: Get lost you creep.
Me: You're an excellent liar!
Her: Excuse me? Are you telling me that I should not be doin' good because you're miserable?
Me: I never said anything about miserable.
Me: I'll prove to you that you're a terrible liar.
Her: Try it, ass----988778.
Me: Take for instance, this morning, when we walked out of the house and convinced yourself that THAT dress looks good on you.
Her: Excuse me, the nerve of you. You f**%$^$^!!!
Me: Oh, don't get me wrong. The dress looks good. But not on you.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Extract from newbies memoirs

 

[Mandieta6]

That was extremely off topic.