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The TOTALLY Mature Sex Thread

davidmende

Starting XI
ShiftyPowers;3105613 said:
Well since most girls can't have orgasms from vaginal sex alone, although still find it pleasurable, I'm just trying to hold out as long as I can for her benefit. They need time to warm up, and busting in 2 minutes is usually met with disappointment (at best).

... disappointment, maybe yes, but who cares if you´re just playing. Especially in one-night stands.
 

Sir Didier Drogba

Head Official
Keegan;3549323 said:
One method is to kiss her if the position allows, another is to go harder as soon as she starts talking - you either shut her up or finish, in which case that conversation ends anyway.
I like talking during sex. I make jokes.
 

Ant52hony

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I feel a good BJ, or at least willing to try, is good for a relationship to succeed.
 

Alex

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Sepak;3695731 said:
I've never tried anal, is it worth it?
I really like it. One, you have a nice arse pushing against you with every thrust, two it's really tight, and three you're doing a chick in her bum man!!

Just makes sure you lube up. I always wear a dom for it to, but don't for usually like them.
 

Mandieta6

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I have been campaigning for it for a while and think it could be in the offing. I do wonder what sort of preparation people due in terms of clean-up because I feel like if the penis gets dirty it will be a turn-off for both parties but there's you can really only shove TP so far.

I'm waiting for scholar Skip to give his input.
 
Mus;3696046 said:


Put this on the asshole and it won't hurt nearly as much

well, pharmacy being my profession, I wouldn't recommend that..


it's simply an anti inflammatory preparate and not a particularly good one either..


if you want pain free ass-fucking, get a lidocaine containing lubricant (actually any lidocaine cream would work because the cream phase would work as a lubricant and no further lubrication would be needed) and some chlorhexidine digluconate sprey for the sake of your penis (you can do the sanitizing afterwards in the bathroom if you're too embarrased to do it in front of your partner, but you need to do it full stop.. seriously although as much as I enjoy ass fucking, I've stopped doing this shit because you simply wont want a penis infection and/or cancer..)

plus, lidocaine would prevent premature ejaculation..


and use a condom like Alex does.. which I dont, because I dont like latex anywhere in my life..
 
Mandieta6;3696216 said:
Do you need to sanitise if you use a condom though?

well; logic dictates if no sperm would go through a condom, bacteria or any virus won't be able to penetrate either..

but personally, I would anyway..

I'm gonna enable newbie_original mode on now.. smallest known bacteria is approx. 22 microns.. but viruses are much more smaller, HIV virus is 0.1 microns for example.. and pores of latex condoms are about 5 microns.. so it's gonna filtrate any bacteria if it stays intact; but viruses like HIV, or chlamydia would go through.. it doesn't mean you're infected %100 if they go through but, the risk is there..
 

Mandieta6

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Let me get this straight, you're saying that condom do not filter out the mother of all STDs: HIV? Because if your figures are right, wouldn't you be able to fit 50 HIV 'units' in one condom pore?
 
Mandieta6;3696229 said:
Let me get this straight, you're saying that condom do not filter out the mother of all STDs: HIV? Because if your figures are right, wouldn't you be able to fit 50 HIV 'units' in one condom pore?

yeah that's the case..

it might depend on the type and quality of the condom, but I doubt anyone would get themselves into the trouble of making condoms with pores less than 0.1.. it's a seriously tiny amount and condoms are invented to prevent pregnancy, not STDs.. sperm cells are something like 50 microns (or 150 microns) if I recall right..

so on a second thought, it's daft to wear condoms during anal sex :))
 
Back Door Skip;3696236 said:
Too much technicality speak, not enough bum drilling approval.

hang on I'm gonna talk about the serotonine-dopamine balance when ejaculating and the difference between the amount of endorphine secreted at human brain in male and female during an orgasm.. :(
 


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