Wanking on foreign territory (sponsored by ChelseaFan88)

[yoyo913]

I've got nothing. Sorry, normally I can be relied on for a ridiculous story, but on this topic I'm completely bare. I am a very conservative masturbator.

I think you know what you need to do today.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Have a Lee experience?

 

[Tom]

I've got nothing. Sorry, normally I can be relied on for a ridiculous story, but on this topic I'm completely bare. I am a very conservative masturbator.

Genuinely disappointed.

 

[Alex]

When I need a wank, I need a wank. And I can get to a stage where I can't think straight until it's done. So I find somewhere.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Genuinely disappointed.

Have you ever caught any of your students wanking on school premises? Sooner or later it's gonna happen and you are in for an awkward discussion.

 

[Mandieta6]

Done it, wouldn't say it's a good idea though.

A friend of mine told me he did it in my bathroom once and I wasn't amused.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I once stayed in a hostel and I was on the bottom bunk, I thought the bunk above me was empty but the guy came in real late after I'd gone to bed but wasnt asleep, anyway, it was this old metal and wire bunk and after about ten minutes I here this 'erk, erk, erk, erk' sound and the whole bed starts rocking as the guy above decides to knock one out, so not knowing what to do I just punched the bottom of the mattress above, and he stopped immediately. So I fell asleep, and what I guess was about three hours later got awakened again to 'erk, erk, erk, erk'..... this time I just decided to let him get on with it and he didnt last long. By the time I woke up the next morning, he was gone, and asking around no-one else in the room remembered ever seeing him....

 

[RobbieD_PL]

Was it LCS?

 

[Sir Calumn]

In my dreams....

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Done it, wouldn't say it's a good idea though.

A friend of mine told me he did it in my bathroom once and I wasn't amused.

A friend of mine allegedly did it on my couch when he thought the 2 other guys in the room were passed out drunk (only one was). The guy who was awake was caught between the sounds of the loudest snoring I've ever heard, and the other guy Carlos*ing off, so went and slept in his car. He didn't tell anyone for like a year, which is ****ed up because I was alone in that apartment that summer, so I slept on the couch like every night

 

[Alex]

And that's a problem for you?

You might never want to sleep on my couch, or any couch (or bed) in any hotel ever.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I don't like the idea of his bare ass, to say nothing of his semen, where my mouth would be in like 20 hours.

 

[Mandieta6]

Stay away from my local kindergarden then.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I wonder how much semen the average homosexual consumes over the course of his lifetime?

 

[King]

Millions and millions of gallon that's why semen prices are going up

 

[Mint]

They need to put a Semen cap on to stop people using so much prices are going way too high.

 

[King]

No, what they need to do is that they need to come up with an alternate source. Semen is polluting our environment. I think urine and diarrhea has good future.

 

[Mint]

Yeah there definitely the way forward.